You know your turning gay when...

[Flip]

Your missus is standing there in just a long Metallica T-shirt saying "Is this your favourite nighty"? and you answer "WFT the f*ck you doing sleeping in my favourite Metallica shirt"?

"Erm this is the extra large one you bought me as a nighty"!

"Oh"

Then half an hour late realise she was standing there in just a T-shirt & knickers and you ignored it!

[Mudskipper]

Faggot.
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I'm ashamed, Flip's caught the gay.
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[Mudskipper]

You do realise that she could have planned that meticulously - shaved her legs, done her hair up nice, freshened her ladygarden, best pants, T-shirt to seduce, aiming to get herself a piece of lusty flip-loving - and you turn her down.

You'd best get on making it up to her!!
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"You're clumsy, you eat too much and you behave like a 12 year old boy. But you know what? Every once in a while, you find a thumb."

[Flip]

[Mudskipper]

[Handsome]

Pics or it didn't happen and you're just attention seeking...



Edit, and No I don't mean of said Skippers Blowy...
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[Flip]

[Flip]

[Robby]

Ah. Flip ignored his girlfriend because he was busy furiously masturbating to gayboy porn, aggressively working the sore torn flesh of his penis in a desperate attempt to create the last dribble of ejaculate required to fill the shot glass.

If you make her drink it the ghey is lifted.

[Flip]

Woohoo! It can be lifted!

[Robby]

If she won't drink it you need to inject it straight into a vein (hers) while she's sleeping.
Thick stuff, so use a good wide needle, like a blood donor one. If it kills her, well, shit happens. Still lifts the curse.

Body disposal is the usual job, I presume you keep the kit in the shed - roll of carpet, shovel, bag of lye. If you're pushed for time but still have a sense of adventure, divide the body into 8 pieces and scatter them at precise points around your locality, so that when police plot the points on a map it spells something.

And most importantly, no matter how tempted you get, do not keep the head, or pictures of the head. You get double points if you can get it on a mannequin in a popular high street store.

[c_dug]

The though of doing a shot of cum makes me gag! Luckily it aint me who has to swallow it then really

c_dug
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[Flip]

[Flip]

I injected it in to one of her eyeballs, I also shot a load on her face just to be sure. https://peterpowrightinthekisser.ytmnd.com/

I hope the gay is lifted.

[The999Kid]

[Clanger]

You were obviously too drunk to see the flaming obvious!!!

Next time, think before you hit the bottle so early in the day...
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[warped one]

I thought that this was going to be one of those quote threads like.

You know your turning gay when, you think it's alright for your balls to touch another guys balls during a threesome.

Or

You know your turning gay when, you actually start to like cloths/show shopping with the missus or shock horror, on your own. (gasp)

But back on OT, since i don't think it's been said already, (sigh) Punch in the tits and up the gary.

Cheers

Warped
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[The999Kid]

You know you're turning gay when... you compliment another bloke on his choice of footwear/top.

You know you're turning gay when... you order a diet coke instead of a pint at the local.

You know you're turning gay when...you spend more time infront of the mirror than your other half before going out for the night.
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