Wasp nest in my garage

apple tango · Crazy Courier Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Karma :

Yesterday i noticed a wasp nest in the corner of my garage. They are flying in and out of it every few seconds.

https://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3874/nestv.jpg

What's the best and easiest way to get rid of it?

I want to keep as far away as possible from it as it's a nasty and scary looking thing.
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Finglonga · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Karma :

Only a diddy one so blitz it with the hose pipe from a distance, they will be pi$$ed though so have somewhere safe to run. Its only made from paper so will fall apart.

Or get some wasp nest killer from B&Q. I wouldn't to the WD40 flame thrower trick as the joists are wooden and you will burn the garage down.
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warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

Get a water gun thing, like a super soaker. Fill it with water and washing up liquid. Then spray the nest with it. The liquid will stick all the wasps to the wall or what ever, and the water will destroy the nest.

Or spray contact adesive will do.

Cheers

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Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

Man up.

Hit it with a hammer, then run.

warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

Cut it off the roof with some shears, drop it in a bag then lob it through someones window. Or on a pedboi's lap as he flies past at 100,000,000mph.

Cheers

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stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Nuke it from space.
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dabigginger · Crazy Courier Joined: 28 Oct 2006 Karma :

Get some wasp nest spray and take it out that way. Alternatively, call the council and they'll send someone out for about £40-£80. You'll feel a bit gutted after they charge you for what is essentially a 10 second job, though.

My girlfriend's brother used to take the nests out with fire. Apparently, the wasps used to try and attack the fire!

wizzzard · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Mar 2008 Karma :

Head to local car boot, aquire on of these and show them whos boss.
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The999Kid · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jan 2008 Karma :

Throw some old brake fluid at it and run like buggery!
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Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

Bin bag it, put bin bg around it then pull it off. Put it in a bucket of water.
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apple tango · Crazy Courier Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Karma :

That bug bomb sounds pretty cool.

Some other good ideas here too. The dropping it into a bin liner sounds like the best bet, but it'd mean going near the fucker.

I'm thinking of buying some wasp nest killer from b&q, putting my full gear on (jacket, gloves, helmet) and get as close to it as my balls dare to, then SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY (then run)
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c_dug · Super Spammer Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Karma :

Can you not just mash it with a spade against the roof? Squished bee soup Thumbs Up

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Wafer_Thin_Ham · Super Spammer Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Karma :

You need to symbolically dominate them. Piss on it. Wink

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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

They are not taking up much space, learn to co-exist.
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rac3r · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Karma :

RPG, C4's or maybe a grenade Thinking

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trevoriv · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Karma :

Providing your not allergic to their stings just cut it off and put it in a bag, you wont get stung if you do it quick and carefully and even if you do it's just a little pin prick, you bunch o pussies.
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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

https://www.homeserve.com/insurance/pest-contamination

take up the cover, then act all surprised that you have discovered a wasp nest
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