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The Artist
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Want to know why you are fat? Reply with quote

Sorry I am making all these threads but I am bored and found this.

https://11.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19k5wcj0wtboIK5zyo1_500.jpg
Deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwhich

https://19.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jtv7e31PPgmhGh3o1_r1_500.jpg
Burger with battered burgers as the buns.

More of this stupidly unhealthy stuff at https://thisiswhyyourefat.com

Anyone here made or got any pics of the most unhealthy meals possible.
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PostPosted: 13:05 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmm, that made me feel ill, but the only one that came to mind was at the BCF paintball doo, G cooked a humongous burger at his;

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I am pretty sure between 8 of us, it was never finished. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:05 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Must be a scottish thing, I'm denying everything. Whistle
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that burger on scales? If it is, what did it weigh?
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My problem is my arse hole isn't as big as my gob.
skinny people must be gay as their arses are well stretched to let the food fall out quicker than they can put pies back in.
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PostPosted: 17:10 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My used to enjoy a scotch pie on a roll.

At camp, we do cheese dreams. Basically fried cheese sandwhiches...

Mmm... I want one now...

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PostPosted: 17:12 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
My problem is my arse hole isn't as big as my gob.
skinny people must be gay as their arses are well stretched to let the food fall out quicker than they can put pies back in.


So fat homosexuals don't exist? Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:12 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lardies, deep fried lard sprinkled with sugar Sick
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PostPosted: 17:25 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Fired Peanut Butter sandwich was well noted as a favourite or a certain Mr. E. Presley. There was a recipe in a book I read once;

Ingredients;
2 slices white bread
2 Tablespoons Peanut Butter
2 Tablespoons of Butter
Half a Banana

To Make;
Mash the banana with a fork and mix with peanut butter.
Coat the bread with Banana/Peanut Butter mix.
Melt the butter in a frying pan/skillet
Fry sandwich until brown and most of the butter has been absorbed.

No wonder he was carrying a few pounds!
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

pa_broon74 wrote:
My used to enjoy a scotch pie on a roll.

At camp, we do cheese dreams. Basically fried cheese sandwhiches...


Yup, ex's little brother used to swear by Pie on a (buttered) roll - although he usually had it with a macaroni pie which I could never understand.

The fired cheese sandwich was something of a Halls of Residence staple for me - one of the girls in the floor above made them for us after a night out. 2 Slices of white, buttered on the outside (like for a toastie), 2 slices of processed cheese inside it then just fry. Haven't had one in about 5years now though...some serious munchie food though IIRC...

Not really helping this reputation of the Scots shite diet though, are we?
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What i do is sometimes get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it. Serve that with a pork pie, sausage roll.
Liz, fancy egg in soup?

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PostPosted: 17:39 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Re: Want to know why you are fat? Reply with quote

allymoss wrote:
Want to know why you are fat?


It's because every time I do your old lady, she gives me a biscuit.

Ba-dom-tish!

I thank you.
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:
https://www.garthmarenghi.com/images/photogallery/toddrivers.jpg

Dr Lucian Sanchez wrote:

What i do is sometimes get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it. Serve that with a pork pie, sausage roll.
Liz, fancy egg in soup?


So what happened between you and this Renwick customer?
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr Sanchez wrote:


I wish i was more attractive, like Dagless.
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

flip wrote:
Skudd wrote:
My problem is my arse hole isn't as big as my gob.
skinny people must be gay as their arses are well stretched to let the food fall out quicker than they can put pies back in.


So fat homosexuals don't exist? Laughing


They are the ones with a skinny person up their arse. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have to say, cheese singles are a most flexible food stuff but are no use in a proper cheese dream. What are you, a heathen?? Wink

I recently had a deep fried pizza, my fucking god; it was like an orgasm wrapped in newspaper. Drooling

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PostPosted: 22:25 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh dear lord, I want one of those burgers with the battered buns.

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PostPosted: 22:26 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

flip wrote:
Is that burger on scales? If it is, what did it weigh?

A tad over 15lb all in, including bun and sundries.
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

pa_broon74 wrote:
I recently had a deep fried pizza, my fucking god; it was like an orgasm wrapped in newspaper.

They're surprisingly good.
I had one when I was last in Jockland, three or four years ago now.
Better than you think they will be.
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
flip wrote:
Is that burger on scales? If it is, what did it weigh?

A tad over 15lb all in, including bun and sundries.


And very nice it was too.

I felt quite guilty leaving the bun, but the lb+ of burger and several gammon steaks were more then ample for me.

Drooling

Damn it, now I want another one.
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