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Mac_Black
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: There's been a death in the workplace Reply with quote

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I wander what my manager will think when she discovers that tomorrow morning, Laughing sorry but boredom really plays with me.
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PostPosted: 23:58 - 15 Jun 2009    Post subject: Re: There's been a death in the workplace Reply with quote

Mac_Kaliba wrote:

I wander what my manager will think when she discovers that tomorrow morning, Laughing


That she hired a muppet? And shes very glad you're on minimum wage.
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think she's probably happier about the fact that after hours on end sat on my arse I haven't developed an alcohol problem Middle Finger Neutral
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PostPosted: 00:40 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, that's sort of daft sh1t I do too. Keep it up. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 07:45 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Awaits Mac_Kaliba's 'I lost my job thread'.....*
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PostPosted: 08:56 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:
*Awaits Mac_Kaliba's 'I lost my job thread'.....*


Whoa - slow down. We need the *Mac_Kaliba's 'I got a disciplinary hearing next week'* thread first...
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PostPosted: 09:17 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blatant BCF plagiarism...

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PostPosted: 11:32 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:

Whoa - slow down. We need the *Mac_Kaliba's 'I got a disciplinary hearing next week'* thread first...


See here, and where it mentions 'gross misconduct' substitute that for 'being a complete twat'.
Hey presto - instant dismissal.
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PostPosted: 16:00 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

That stock needs to be off the floor and stacked correctly.
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PostPosted: 16:33 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blatant product placement if you ask me.
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't your manager once give you a written warning written in crayon on sugarpaper?
Can only imagine she'll be less than pleased this time. It will be ON OFFICE STATIONARY, and sans grammatical errors.

Laughing Kudos on the police tape/chalk outline idea, I was going to nick some official CS tape from uni and put a chalk outline outside my local ASDA for the morning shoppers to be in awe at.
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PostPosted: 20:23 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muzza wrote:
Didn't your manager once give you a written warning written in crayon on sugarpaper?
Can only imagine she'll be less than pleased this time. It will be ON OFFICE STATIONARY, and sans grammatical errors.

Laughing Kudos on the police tape/chalk outline idea, I was going to nick some official CS tape from uni and put a chalk outline outside my local ASDA for the morning shoppers to be in awe at.


Assistant manager at the time, the fat twat...
I did tell him were to stick it and he promptly did the jobs worth.
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hee hee...like it... Thumbs Up creative thinking...!!!
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's still there, almost untouched, apparently my manager was pissing herself.
What I haven't pictured is the bereavement letter that I left 'on the scene' to wish my sanity R.I.P Laughing
My colleague said that was a nice touch Cool
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every year, you should leave flowers there.
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Epically cool! Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:07 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

flip wrote:
Every year, you should leave flowers there.

Maybe every Sunday would be more appropriate as If I end up staying there for to long my sanity might actually be in real danger.
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 22:04 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mac_Kaliba wrote:
What I haven't pictured is the bereavement letter that I left 'on the scene' to wish my sanity R.I.P Laughing


Here's "The nice touch"
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

You spelt always wrong.

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PostPosted: 00:51 - 18 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jon B wrote:
You spelt always wrong.

3/10, see me.


Hmm.... 2:2 in History, natural fondness for pedantic correcting (although I'd noticed myself)... ever considered teaching?

I can think of two excellent reasons... July and August.
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PostPosted: 08:25 - 18 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

We do some wierd shit at work....

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PostPosted: 09:54 - 18 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Jon B wrote:
You spelt always wrong.

3/10, see me.


Hmm.... 2:2 in History, natural fondness for pedantic correcting (although I'd noticed myself)... ever considered teaching?

I can think of two excellent reasons... July and August.

HAH! That'd be nice, but cause history is such a competitive teaching area most entry requirements require a 2:1. Laughing

Even though i know i'd probably be quite good at teaching, my presentations were always the best part of my studies. Just the essay writing thing I was poor at. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 12:25 - 18 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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