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Carl_steveo
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Girl asks for 3 star tattoo's........... Reply with quote

...........but ends up with 56............................on her face.

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PostPosted: 22:53 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucking idiot either way, tattoo's on yer coupon? Muppet.
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I smell bullshit.
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps by the 4th she should have said stop. maybe even the 5th or even the 25th.
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Absolute BS, no way could you possibly fall asleep through a tattoo. You'd have to be sedated for something like that. Not natural sleep. Why would the artist drug her to do that? what would he gain?
And if she'd have come in looking drugged up, or fell asleep, I'd doubt any artist worth his studio would do the work, let alone carry on if she "fell asleep".
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

h00dwink wrote:
Absolute BS, no way could you possibly fall asleep through a tattoo. You'd have to be sedated for something like that. Not natural sleep. Why would the artist drug her to do that? what would he gain?
And if she'd have come in looking drugged up, or fell asleep, I'd doubt any artist worth his studio would do the work, let alone carry on if she "fell asleep".


I started nodding off during one of my tattoos. Depends how your body reacts, if it releases too much of one type of hormone you could fall into a relaxing slumber.
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PostPosted: 23:07 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always fall asleep during tattooing. Still a load of carp though, four facial stars is pikey trash, 56 is trailer park .
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's blatantly obvious whats gone on like. She's wanted it, got a bollocking and then lied about the tattooist.
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any tattooist doing facial work on kids is on thin ice though.
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She was pig ugly to start with, maybe the tattoo guy thought he was helping.
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 16 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

55 quid? Bargain!

Also, I doubt she would fall asleep being tattooed on the face, I can understand it on some other body parts as you can relax yourself but I doubt even if you were exhausted you could nod off in that situation, especially through 56 of them in such sensitive areas.
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PostPosted: 00:21 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like to see the daily fails' proof for this Laughing

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Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'
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PostPosted: 00:56 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it looks fucking ace !!
I bet she wanted that. But then when she woke up and realised she looked a tw@ she is now saying this . .



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PostPosted: 01:20 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought you had to be atleast 18 before a tattooist could do any artwork on you. Is that not law. She would need a concenting adult to be with here all the way through the work being done.
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PostPosted: 01:25 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Creepin Moses wrote:
I thought you had to be atleast 18 before a tattooist could do any artwork on you. Is that not law. She would need a concenting adult to be with here all the way through the work being done.


It is the law here, but read the link again.....
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PostPosted: 01:30 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

she is eighteen it says in the article and that shes from Belgium
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PostPosted: 01:30 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aaahhh ok, I gotta go to specsavers in the morning.
Thanks for that. Laughing
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PostPosted: 05:36 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think about this.
Three of that size start would take 10 - 15 mins I reckon.
With that pain on her face and that short amount of time it would be ridiculously hard to nod off.

Unless she had not been sleep in like 6 days and that was the first time she had sat down since.
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PostPosted: 07:21 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

56 stars instead of the 3 required???

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PostPosted: 08:04 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cost of laser surgery = £8.500

Cost of paper bag = £0.08

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PostPosted: 08:32 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

8p for a paper bag?

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PostPosted: 08:35 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would have to be a 'bag for life' Wink
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
It would have to be a 'bag for life' Wink


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What a muppet, stars are so overdone and in black on such pale skin.. on her face? She asked for all 56, the tattoist has a witness that was questioned at the time.. but why 56 specifically?
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PostPosted: 11:18 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

She hasn;t got a leg to stand on.
It's very generous of the tattoist to offer 1/2 the lazer bill.
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PostPosted: 13:20 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

BioHazard wrote:
Think about this.
Three of that size start would take 10 - 15 mins I reckon.
With that pain on her face and that short amount of time it would be ridiculously hard to nod off.

Unless she had not been sleep in like 6 days and that was the first time she had sat down since.


Again I will mention the hormones. After the first 5 mins of constant irritation to the body, the body will release endorphins to ease the pain, the more painful it is, the higher the release of said endorphins, Ariel has said he has nodded off, I almost nodded off to one of my LONGER tattoos. It isn't just possible to nod off during a tattoo, it's actually quite bloody likely. The only reason people don't nod off is if they are uptight or scared. Your tattoos are quite small at the moment aren't they biohazard? You must have at least noticed a small dulling of the pain after a short while?

As for the girl it is obvious what has happened, she asked for "A Tyson but with stars", recieved it, paid the feller (because they always make you check in a mirror), went home and got ridiculed, ????, profit.
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