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Raffles
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 18 Jun 2009    Post subject: Instant access to see your GP Reply with quote

Great news. It has been announced that we will no longer have to undergo the arduous task of attempting to arrange an appointment to see our GP. We can just walk in, as and when we please, go straight to the front of the que and be seen immediately. The doctor will also give us an extended examination period rather than ushering us out of the door as is the current practise.
Oh shit, I think I may have misunderstood the article. Turns out you have to be a gypsy or a 'traveller' to take advantage of the new express service. Evil or Very Mad

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1193810/Want-GP-Gipsies-come-NHS-tells-doctors-travellers-seen-straight-away.html
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 18 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah well it might take a load of pressure off my colleagues in the big white taxi service....
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 18 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hang on a minute, gypsies don't pay tax. So they shouldn't get any treatment at all!
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PostPosted: 12:45 - 18 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I fooking hate pikeys Rolling Eyes



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PostPosted: 12:58 - 18 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about, they don't get treated at all and... die. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:05 - 18 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't the Daily Wail usually full of made up pish at the best of times?

Not that I'm saying this is (I don't know), but I wouldn't wipe my arse with that paper.
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 18 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Nice Guy wrote:
Isn't the Daily Wail usually full of made up pish at the best of times?


Unfortunately, it is true, every word. I just looked at the NHS PCC page: https://www.pcc.nhs.uk/

There's a link to the PDF on the front page.

This is yet another thing that makes me sick to the back teeth with this country. I work hard, pay my taxes, don't take a day off work if I'm sick because I can't afford to, hardly ever bother the NHS (in fact I've no idea who my doctor even is), don't turn where I live into a filthy scrapyard and leave fridges and bedsteads in fields....and what do I get? What do I get for behaving responsibly in society and paying my way..?

Told to go the back of the queue, that's what, because some scabby, socially irresponsible tax avoiding, littering thieving scum has priority over me, thanks to some do-gooder who probably lives in some leafy Sussex suburb miles away from any gypo camps has decided that those poor poor people, who refuse to put a penny into this country's coffers to pay for it all, have to have priority.

Ooh, I've got meself so cross now I think I'm going to have to have a little lie down....
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PostPosted: 04:52 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate fooking pikey cunts! Very Happy

Just happens my college is next to 2 gypsie camps and the place is full of them...
Well its good how it just happens I have a Pro-diablo Slingshot in the car with ball bearings in the ashtray Cool Ohhh Yeeeah!

Now I just need a mate whos brave enough Laughing

Maybe not a good idea :\ might use someone elses car haha.
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHAT THE F*CK Confused I just can think of anything else to say but swear at this.
maybe getting them out of the waiting room quickly is better as they stink the place out! but they have priority ! they will never be out of that docs office now! They will be stealing more bog roll. Bloody knackers. WTF did they do that for Evil or Very Mad The NHS is available to everyone that dosnt pay for it now.
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Hammers wrote:
Mr Nice Guy wrote:
Isn't the Daily Wail usually full of made up pish at the best of times?


Unfortunately, it is true, every word. I just looked at the NHS PCC page: https://www.pcc.nhs.uk/

There's a link to the PDF on the front page.

This is yet another thing that makes me sick to the back teeth with this country. I work hard, pay my taxes, don't take a day off work if I'm sick because I can't afford to, hardly ever bother the NHS (in fact I've no idea who my doctor even is), don't turn where I live into a filthy scrapyard and leave fridges and bedsteads in fields....and what do I get? What do I get for behaving responsibly in society and paying my way..?

Told to go the back of the queue, that's what, because some scabby, socially irresponsible tax avoiding, littering thieving scum has priority over me, thanks to some do-gooder who probably lives in some leafy Sussex suburb miles away from any gypo camps has decided that those poor poor people, who refuse to put a penny into this country's coffers to pay for it all, have to have priority.

Ooh, I've got meself so cross now I think I'm going to have to have a little lie down....

They kill horses here, instead of giving the horse away they took it to a river, beat it with rocks till it was unconscious and it drowned.
That has been eating away at me since I heard that last week. hey live all around the town here in houses given to them. They where not born in the north, they come from some place down south that and that accent is their own.
But sure if me or my kid is ill I have to step aside for them.
I am cross now to.
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PostPosted: 12:07 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Re: Instant access to see your GP Reply with quote

raffles wrote:
Turns out you have to be a gypsy or a 'traveller' to take advantage of the new express service. Evil or Very Mad


*shrug* so if you want fast treatment show up in a battered Mitsubishi Pajero (has to be a Pajero not a Shogun.. Pajero translates to 'Pikey' in japanese) and offer to tarmac their drive in exchange for service?

Smile
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