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PostPosted: 21:11 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: What makes a woman......... Reply with quote

..........decide she is ready to have children? What makes a rampant nympho decide that the next splash and dash is to be the next bundle of joy?
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The internal clock (apparently)....
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clanger wrote:
The internal clock (apparently)....


But what kicks it off?
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PostPosted: 21:43 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought they decide they want a kid after they find out they're pregnant..

they all say "he/she was unexpected".. you mean, an accident? .. but they'll claim it wasn't an accident, just unexpected! like there's a fecking difference.
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Absolutely no idea! Always been a complete mystery to me Confused
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have no idea. I do understand the higher sex drive you are supposed to get as you get older...not the ticking clock though... Cool
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clanger wrote:
I have no idea. I do understand the higher sex drive you are supposed to get as you get older...not the ticking clock though... Cool

Snap! I took the batteries out of my internal clock and put them in my vibrator instead... Wink
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Re: What makes a woman......... Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
..........decide she is ready to have children? What makes a rampant nympho decide that the next splash and dash is to be the next bundle of joy?
Usually when they realise they can get a free flat and most of my taxes, plus an appearance with that nice Mr Kyle bloke on ITV.
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never got to that part I was caught out.

Hormones. Nuff said, they make women want things like kids. After I had one I wanted another and for some reason still do and I dont know why I would want to go through that again , its just hormones.

you have to wait years on that free flat now as asylum seekers come first and gypsies.
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:

you have to wait years on that free flat now as asylum seekers come first and gypsies.


Just take them from the Romanians. Wink
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:

you have to wait years on that free flat now as asylum seekers come first and gypsies.

Gpypsies take the piss, you know they don't have to prove the kids are theirs , just tell benefits people these 12 are mine , and they are all related inbreeded SCUM .

I am the ignorant racist by the way , before you hippies tell me off.
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PostPosted: 09:20 - 20 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

miketovey wrote:
dragonfly wrote:

you have to wait years on that free flat now as asylum seekers come first and gypsies.

Gpypsies take the piss, you know they don't have to prove the kids are theirs , just tell benefits people these 12 are mine , and they are all related inbreeded SCUM .

I am the ignorant racist by the way , before you hippies tell me off.


I agree with you. They are inbreed, I went to school with them. Sick They all look the same here. Swollen noses, blackheads, massive heads, all very out of proportion. Then there is the way they act gene to in there caused by the inbreeding and many generations before.
They cause havoc where my mum lives, burning houses down they get for free an pushing decent people out of theirs .

I am going throw hell since I had my son, had to ask for birth certs 3 times, stopped my money because I had a child! I had to write them letters to tell them everything and prove it and they get off scot free??? I have no priority for anything I have been told.
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PostPosted: 13:09 - 20 Jun 2009    Post subject: . Reply with quote

oh my god I am so ashamed Shocked

both my daughters, mid 20s, have fallen pregnant within a week of each other, both on the pill, both have careers that having a baby wont screw up and they both have partners who are ecstatic about becoming dads, i dont know how I can live with the shame,

oh hang on its okay they arent married yet, please tell me that the upcoming wedding of one of my daughters doesnt make this situation any less accceptable Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:07 - 20 Jun 2009    Post subject: Re: What makes a woman......... Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
..........decide she is ready to have children? What makes a rampant nympho decide that the next splash and dash is to be the next bundle of joy?


It's usually just after the bloke decides he's really happy with his life and doesn't want to change a thing.
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 20 Jun 2009    Post subject: Re: What makes a woman......... Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
It's usually just after the bloke decides he's really happy with his life and doesn't want to change a thing.


Often, but not always. Two friends of mine had their husbands desperate to have children and they were none too keen because they were happy with the way things were. Unfortunately, it was their lives that changed more than their husbands and it made for a pretty unhappy time for all concerned. They hated giving up work, their own salary and independence and being left at home all day with a screaming baby.

It may seem selfish, but I'm very glad I never had that dilemma, as to deny someone children seems very cruel. I'm not sure even when it's discussed people realise how 'anti' having children some of us are and always think that we'll change our minds - that's male and female btw.
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 20 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's what I was thinking with my OP. Some women decide not to have children, can't see a problem with that. Yet some women want to be like a queen bee, pumping them out 24/7.
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 20 Jun 2009    Post subject: . Reply with quote

Realistically, we are here to breed if you look at the physiology of the human species. Society has allowed enabled women to choose whether or not they want to have children. NOt all women are maternal while a lot of men embrace fatherhood with enthusiasm. It only becomes a problem when one partner doesnt want children and the other does. So to ask why women suddenly decide they want babies seems a bit of a strange question surely.

I am not saying it is a given right to be a parent, animals in the wild tend to not breed unless the environment is right. The introduction of benefits to those who wish to churn out children makes it easier for many who in any other species would never even consider bringing up young.

Many people who have decided not to have children suddenly change their minds, a child brought up in a good environment with decent parents is a joy, well until they become teenagers and an alien implants some kind of brain parasite that sends them mad for a few years Rolling Eyes
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