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Powdermonkey
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Some people really take health and safety too far... Reply with quote

https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8104658.stm

Just seen this on the BBC, can't believe even one person (let alone 18!!) complained about her not wearing a reflective jacket and not having lights.
Seriously some people really take H&S way too far! It's a bloody Coke commercial for f***s sake its not like she's riding on a public road or anything Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 18:19 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

We need a secret Government department that sends death squads to the houses of these people as soon as they complain.
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PostPosted: 18:53 - 17 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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We need a secret Government department that sends death squads to the houses of these people as soon as they complain.


haha! it just winds me up that people seem to have so little to do in their, evidently shtty little lives that they complain about things like this, FFS they need to get off their f*****g arses and do something with their lives. And I won't go into my feelings for the health and safety nazis, whatever happened to people being able to use their own common sense, man kind has survived like that for millenia so why all of a sudden do we need some fat useless cnut telling us we can't do things because they aren't 'healthy and safe' Evil or Very Mad Anyway rant over!!! I'm a nice guy really, honest! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:52 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gotta laugh aintcha....

They've even banned Conkers in school playgrounds!!
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's so stupid. You're right you know,some people have far too much time on their hands Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 16:16 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

When we know that we are to have an elf 'n' safety inspection at work we deliberately breach one or two minor regulations. This allows the otherwise unemployable retards to find something to jot down. After telling us off they usually go merrily on their way without bothering to look any further. At the most recent inspection the moron didn't even notice the dazzling bait we had laid right in front of her!
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PostPosted: 16:43 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've just returned from Sainsbury's after having ridden my pushbike through the aisles causing harm and chaos until I was finally chased out by security. It wouldn't have occurred to me to do it at all if I'd never seen the advert.

In support of H&S, the many people I injured doing so may well have been saved if I had been wearing a hi-viz jacket and turned my lights on.

I am now going to sue Sainsbury's, because;

a) It's obviously their fault.

b) Duffy.
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PostPosted: 17:27 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's atleast 18 people who obvously would be left bereft if she'd fallen off the bike and sustained terrible head injuries meaning she wouldn't be able to sing (I use the term loosely) any more.

I've heard her sing live on the radio and it sounds as if she's already taken a tumble off a bike or something. You know when you blow a balloon up then let the air out slowly while pulling the opening apart... It was like that... Or a Kazoo... Or a baby crying...

Atleast her hair didn't catch fire...

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PostPosted: 17:35 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

If only I had thought of it I would have been one of those complainants just so i didnt have to hear her whiny voice again.
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

raffles wrote:
When we know that we are to have an elf 'n' safety inspection at work we deliberately breach one or two minor regulations. This allows the otherwise unemployable retards to find something to jot down. After telling us off they usually go merrily on their way without bothering to look any further. At the most recent inspection the moron didn't even notice the dazzling bait we had laid right in front of her!



How do you know they're coming?B4stards just turn up on us ussually on a busy day and try their best to shut us down,but i suppose thats what happens when you give weedy little people a bit of power,they're worse than coppers.Doesn't help that they always change the rules either,we have a metal runner along the floor where the old sliding door used to run,is about 1cm high and been their 20yr,but now we have to move it as someone may trip over it?Would love to tie the clever little b4stards to a chair and invite everyone they've ever shut down to come and torture them
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I think most of you are missing the point - some enterprising individuals have spotted that there may have been a loophole that would have got one of the more annoying adverts of recent times off the TV for good!

I for one applaud them.

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PostPosted: 21:55 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

wreckage wrote:
Gotta laugh aintcha....

They've even banned Conkers in school playgrounds!!

Shocked Who has?
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 19 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hand me my pen of rage! !!! Laughing Laughing Russel Howard
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PostPosted: 00:22 - 20 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vin wrote:
wreckage wrote:
Gotta laugh aintcha....

They've even banned Conkers in school playgrounds!!

Shocked Who has?


Probably the education Authority, Conker fights have been deemed dangerous,
They was when i was in school, our science teacher had his filled with cement....
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