Funny surnames...

[Clanger]

Just got inspired by someone else in another thread... I work in a printers, and we get regular work from the local funeral directors, and I feel I must share some of the names that I have recently discovered c/o this company.

Two of the staff members are called, Mr Sadd and Mr Peace...born to be funeral directors or what!!??!!

And last week they buried Mr Deadman and Mr Lusty.
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[Faldo]

You might find a few here .
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[Fisty]

My gaffer is called Rick Shaw.
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[ThoughtContro...]

There was a woman living round here called Pat Mycock.

[mistergixer]

Mate's mum - Shirley Knott
Tutor i had at college - Phil Hiscock (we pronounced it Feel Hiscock)
Firm of solicitors - Wright Hassall
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[trevoriv]

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[J0Al1]

Haha

I chucke

We have a doc (lady) called Dr Peace at our practice.

Many funny names amoungst our clients;

Dick Van De-Pant
Mr T Clough

[Peter3hg]

There is a Randy Bumgardner working for the US government.

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My mum used to work for Dr Lipshit

Pat
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There's a lady on our system at work called Anne Orange
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[Acemastr]

i went to school with Chris Peacock
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[Moonie]

There's a complete dickhead in town, was called Tom Gregory, now by deedpole, Conrad Brutus Magnum.

It's all irellevant though, as everyone around here calls him Smeg
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[JAMSXR]

Customer at my old company called "Mr Co-burn". When I asked him how it was spelt for an invoice it turned out to be Cockburn.

I used to go through our system looking for funny names when I was board, Mr Rape was another one I remember. Also American names like Fanny Love.
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[neil.]

Mate's landlord was called Richard (Dick) Long, and his wife was called Virginia...
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[JAMSXR]

^^^^^

That remindes me, my mum has a friend called William Dick aka Willie Dick, and his farther is Richard Dick aka Dick Dick
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[NexusDragon]

Got a few amusing customer names here in the workplace including:

Shitole
Khunti

And this one for a mouthful; Poologasuntharapillai
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[mistergixer]

Not 'funny' but just plain odd:
A mate of mine's family always use the first names of Richard and Simon for any male members of their family.
1st born is called Richard Simon, 2nd born Simon Richard etc etc
However, they always use the 2nd name as their 1st name - so Richard Simon is always known as Simon, his brother Simon Richard is always called Richard.
I've always known my mate as Simon, and his younger brother as Richard, and his younger brother as 'young' Simon too. It was only recently that i discovered that Simon is actually Richard, and Richard is actually Simon. Young Simon, well, he's Richard as well, just like Simon, who is actually Richard.
WTF??

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