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Raffles
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 10 Jun 2009    Post subject: Shahid Malik is whiter than white. Reply with quote

Having been thoroughly investigated by Gordon Brown's tame poodle, Sir Philip Mawer, Dewsbury's Right Honourable Member of Parliament, Shahid Malik, has been cleared of any wrongdoing. We don't get to see any of the evidence but we're all expected to say, 'Oh that's fine then, let's just carry on as normal'.
Who was it that said; 'There will be no whitewash at Whitehall?'
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 10 Jun 2009    Post subject: Re: Shahid Malik is whiter than white. Reply with quote

raffles wrote:

Who was it that said; 'There will be no whitewash at Whitehall?'


I think you're thinking of the famous post-Watergate quote from noted liar Richard Nixon:

Richard Nixon wrote:

There can be no whitewash at the White House.


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EDIT: Forgot my fave Nixonism:

I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed
to be untrue.
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 10 Jun 2009    Post subject: Re: Shahid Malik is whiter than white. Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:


EDIT: Forgot my fave Nixonism:

I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed
to be untrue.


My favourite is ; I honestly stated what I believed to be true at the time.
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair.
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 12 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's not off the hook yet:

https://www.sunlight-cops.org.uk/?p=294
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 12 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Malik to be 'investigated' by John Lyon. I bet he's shitting himself. Wink
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 12 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything that keeps his name in lights. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 23 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just what will it take for this upstanding individual to be given the push?

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/MP-Shahid-Malik-39claimed-extra.5391228.jp
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 24 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I live in dewsbury and haven't heard a word about this (although isn't he the one that claimed loads of money for getting his moat cleaned?)

So why is it that all you southerners know more about whats going on in my town than i do? Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 24 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

MattHirst wrote:
I live in dewsbury and haven't heard a word about this (although isn't he the one that claimed loads of money for getting his moat cleaned?)

So why is it that all you southerners know more about whats going on in my town than i do? Laughing


Southerners ?????????????????????
I live in Barnsley so I suppose that does make me a southerner in comparison to you northerners from Dewsbury! Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 24 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, parents grew up in barnsley...i'm a wakey lad myself.

There was a bloke at my work that was from barnsley (really strong accent). Everyone had to come to me to ask what he said Laughing

Get my tyres from national tyres, next to the roundabout...get a good price off them Smile

Anyway, back on topic. I'll check the local free paper when it comes next (Speaking of which, we haven't had it for ages) and give you live updates Laughing
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