Sickpups summer fashion tips for women.

sickpup · Old Timer Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Karma :

Ladies.

unless you are a B cup or smaller please refrain from wearing strapless tops (unless they are corsets) as they press down on your breasts making them appear to drop several inches. They are most unflattering and we, men, don't like them.

This includes boob tubes.

Thank you for your time.

Irezumi aka Reuben · Carrot Top Joined: 28 Sep 2004 Karma :

This explains why I never see you wearing boob tubes. Gotta keep your big ones supported hey! Laughing

lozzypop1 · Certified MILF! Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :

PMSL Reuben! Thumbs Up

DISCLAIMER: Sickpup is not talking about me.
(Although I admit to wearing a boob tube in the garden today - but i have no witnesses Laughing

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Second Disclaimer: I don't normally post just to say LOL or somesuch, but that comment deserves recognition.
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KevTM · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Karma :

What's with all the fluorescent orange tops on them as well? Attracting attention in that state.. c'mon!

sickpup · Old Timer Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Karma :

yambabe · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Gentlemen

As someone who is considerably larger than a b-cup I don't give a flying fuck whether you look at my breasts and find them attractive or not. I wear what fits and is comfortable for me and suitable for the weather thanks.

Have a nice day, even if you have to avert your eyes occasionally. Very Happy

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Dr. DaveJPS · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 May 2008 Karma :

you forgot to include the small print

* does not apply to women with fake boobs
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sickpup · Old Timer Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Karma :

Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

Good looking women do seem to be solar powered.
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chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

I almost rated this boring, any thread about tits with no pictures is a criminal offence.
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sickpup · Old Timer Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Karma :

lozzypop1 · Certified MILF! Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :

https://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/content/images/2006/01/20/blue_tit_mike_read_470x470.jpg

Along with some Nuts to keep the girls happy. Mr. Green

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tone · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 09 Jun 2009 Karma :

Some more !

Please do not wear belly tops if you actually have a belly

Do not frown at me if i look at your tits its natural & if you dont want me to look put the things away

Tattoos across you're arse are not attractive, neither is a face full of metal

Tight jeans are good if you got the legs for it but not if you have an arse like a bag of spanners

If you have decent legs always wear a short lose skirt on windy days, its the law Laughing

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quacker_boy · Cuddle Bitch Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Karma :

I saw the most hideous thing in Exmouth yesterday, a woman, perhaps in her late 20s, weighing probably the better side of 19 stone or so wearing a bikini, pushing a pram with a baby in it. There's a number of things wrong with that.

1: Who the hell would shag it and produce a minature version?
2: Bikini's should not be worn by people that size, I didn't enjoy seeing her cellulite jump all over the shop as she looked tired and out of breathe pushing her pram DOWN a fucking hill. I almost regurgitated my McFlurry.
3: I feel sorry for the poor baby, who is inevitably shamed by his mother.

Other than that, had a brilliant day at the beach and enjoyed seeing all the University students on the beach wearing minimal clothing whilst we played LaCrosse with our sunglasses on. We call it, perve and play!
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warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

Damn you all, I work down an industrial state and bearly ever see these creatures.

Did almost have a heart attack in London seeing al the flesh walin past on Oxford Street, had to keep my hands in my pockets. You southern blokes a lucky, most of ours are ablosute dogs, and it gets worse the more north you go.

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Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

There are loads of Scouse girls who are drop dead until they open their gobs and the noise comes out.
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