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'Tighter, warmer, and more degrading to women'
Nuff said  ____________________ China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule... |
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Muzza wrote: | jizzing over faces/tits etc. |
I have postulated the theory of tiered areas of increased ejaculation interest.
Generally (but not exhaustively) the list goes something like this;
1- Jizzing
2- Getting a girl to make you Jizz (wanking off etc)
3- Getting to cum inside a girl, with a condom on.
4- Getting to cum inside a girl, without a condom.
5- Getting her let you cum in her mouth, no swallowing.
6- Swallowing.
7- Cumming on her body generally, through deliberate choice.
8- Getting her to take a shot in the face.
9- Getting her to deliberately wank you off in to her face.
Then what... ?? What level do we go from there? Getting her to gargle? My point is, at every level you would consider yourself lucky to achieve the next one, and strive for it, and after that you become bored and strive for the one up etc.
Never really understood why, but the same cycle continues with each girl. Always fun when they skip up the list quickly though
But still, weird the obsession with cumshots (which I share). Damn easily imitated porn. ____________________ China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
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The Original Muzza |
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My girlfriend was always saying "Don't get it in my hair" when I was jizzing on her face, so naturally that became my holy grail, and broke her down until she let me.
Now she's denying anal again after last time hurt too much (hopefully she means hurt her self-esteem).
If she had half a brain she would know to pretend she hated jewellery and massages, but she's a woman, and has stereotypical logic. ____________________ Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
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I personally only do it on request.
Never seen the point when there is a perfectly good vagina just a round the front purpose made for the job.
Ultimately I think it depends on the bird and if she gets herself prepared before the fact.
Nothing like jumping in the shower with gobs of shit behind your knob and wondering what's that smell.
Or throwing a load up her ass and keep on smashing it, only to have chocolate milkshake run out over HER pillow when you pull out.
Never really got it tbh but never really got anything from having a bird stick her finger up my ass whilst she blows me either.
Different strokes I guess. ____________________ meh |
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1930 Ariel wrote: |
You missed number 10, pulling out of bum and into the mouth with no washing. |
I did warn it wasn't exhaustive, but yes, that could be number 10 and 11, jizz in the mouth from a distance and sucked off.
The theory still holds water, perhaps in slightly altered lists.
And for the record, the ex offered ass to mouth, and I declined. Porn stars wash the hell out of their shitters before shooting, she, did not. So the thought of it being pre planned was just grim.
Hammers: No purpose to it. If you think about it, 'nature' doesn't want birth control. Nature wants you to sow oats. Which is probably why we find condoms so unsatisfying, but also accounts for why a lot of weak people struggle with the withdrawl method. When you're about to cum, your impulse is to wedge in deep.
RE: Cumshots, I think the trend started in Japan where they can't show the sex (it has to be blurred out), so to 'prove' they were having sex they would cum on the actresses face/body.
Why we then like it? Well erections and masturbation have always been signs of dominance in the primate world, and it is why we (humans) have massive cocks and no penile bone. Size/erection matters to the human brain. However, it wouldn't suprise me if humans still retained the instinct to go furiously wanking to subjugate lesser individuals  ____________________ China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
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bonny_ricardo wrote: | 1930 Ariel wrote: |
You missed number 10, pulling out of bum and into the mouth with no washing. |
I did warn it wasn't exhaustive, but yes, that could be number 10 and 11, jizz in the mouth from a distance and sucked off.
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11 is clearly pulling out of her best friend/sisters ass and then straight into her mouth without washing...
But for the record i prefer a nice bit of flange to the brown love... ____________________ [Current Bikes - GSXR-750 K5 & C90-97 ] [Previous Bikes: Runner 125, YBR 125, GS500, Bandit 600, Hornet 600, ZX6R-99, C90-99, R1-99, XT600E-04, GSXR-750 K4, CRF250L '16] |
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bonny_ricardo wrote: | Hammers: No purpose to it. If you think about it, 'nature' doesn't want birth control. Nature wants you to sow oats. |
True, but Nature is also ingenious and will start exercising population control in one form or another if a species starts to multiply too much. Usually it's in the form of predation, but as humans we're beyond that, so it has to find another way.
It's a well-known fact, for instance, that in crowded cities there are more gay people than in the countryside. More gays, less babies.
Well, I say a well known fact, but really it's a) the best I could come up with to support my theory at short notice, and more importantly, b) the more females that believe my theory, the more likely they are to accept a good facialising when required.
"It's not that I want to cum on your face, dear, I'm just being socially responsible...it's all to do evolution, you see..."
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Monkeypie wrote: | Muzza wrote: | My girlfriend was always saying "Don't get it in my hair" when I was jizzing on her face, so naturally that became my holy grail, and broke her down until she let me.
Now she's denying anal again after last time hurt too much (hopefully she means hurt her self-esteem).
If she had half a brain she would know to pretend she hated jewellery and massages, but she's a woman, and has stereotypical logic. |
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Hear myself? Do you not see that I live for the sound of my own voice? Deprived of that I just sit and read my posts over and over, stroking myself, not in a perverse way, but in the way you would stroke a good dog. ____________________ Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
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The last post was made 16 years, 36 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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