My MJ jokes just keep on growing!!

[cal91]

Michael Jacksons girlfriend released this statement: "first my parents leave me in portugal, and now this!".

Whats black and white and slowly rotting?

I wonder if they'll recycle MJ's face. It could become a bottle, or a car, or even a plane. "Recycle, the possibilities are endless".

What did the doctor say to michael jackson's heart? .... "beat it!"

Sources are saying that he was struck by a smooth criminal!

His music touched my heart, but at times, he was known to touch kids...

He was a good guy really.
Well untill he got killed by the boogie.

I wonder if they used "2000 watts" on the defribulator?

How about recycling him into lego bricks so little boys can play with him?

CPR isn't as easy as ABC.

Add as you wish
Some are from here btw
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[MementoMori]

Due to the singer's death, Michael Jackson's dates have been cancelled. Johnny, 9 and Robert, 11 are said to be particularly disappointed...
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[Flip]

I think one thread dedicated to the weirdo was enough tbh.

[Ste]

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, your left ventricle!

[KevTM]

I agree with flip, it's bad enough the same jokes getting repeated 5 times in one thread nevermind making another thread to repeat them in as well.

[Creepin Moses]

I here that most haunted are aloud to investigate the neverland house to try and contact M.Jackson, and since its going to be a live event it will be sponsored by Lego.

M.Jacksons last words were "When I die, could you have my body melted down and used to make plastic toys, so that the kids can play with me for a change"
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[alex1109]

A personal favourite:

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson?



Fergie will be playing Giggs this summer!
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[neil.]

A couple I heard:

Michael Jackson's remains will be cremated and put into Etchasketches so that children can fiddle with his knob.

Michael jackson died whilst picking his nose. They didn't blame it on the sunshine, they didn't blame it on the moonlight, they didn't blame it on the good times; they blamed it on the bogie.
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[cal91]

MJ died of a cardio arrest... Thats the first arrest hes got which didn't involve children.
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[Asharin]

Jacko's heart attack was brought on by the shock of finding out that 'Boyz2men' are a band, not a delivery service...
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[Charlie]

[Ste]

What's dead and due to be recycled this week?

Almost every fucking Michael Jackson joke that has been posted a million and one times already!!

[binge]

I haven't heard a single MJ joke thats actually funny.

[Scouse]

[neil.]

[AppleJoe]

McDonalds are making a new burger in honour of MJ...




It's going to consist of 50 year old meat between a pair of 10 year old buns.
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[B10Hazard]

Omg news just in people.

He didn't die due to a heart attack. . .


A nurse from the hospital said she saw MJ having a stroke on the children's ward ..






I like that 1
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