Pregnant pillions

[mikeoldcars]

my mates girlfriend unbeknown to him has told me she fancies a ride on the back of my bike, thing is shes pregnant and due next week, im thinking this aint the greatest idea in the world or am i just being over cautious were talking just up and down the road no more than 20mph
im thinking i ought to bring the oven gloves if i do

[Whosthedaddy]

She just wants to induce labour. Tell her to have a shag with her old man, sex has worked twice for inducing labour with ours.

On the pregancy thing? Not sure I'd be happy even with a first trimester women on the back. It could all go very ugly very quickly should the worst happen. Thats just my thoughts though.
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[rac3r]

Personally I wouldn't, the smallest mistake could be a big mess
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[colin1]

dont do it, not worth the risk
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[Rob W]

[Serendipity]

Yeah, not worth the risk.

I confess that I took my missus on the back on the way home from her second scan (20 weeks), but that was exceptional circumstances. We set out from home in the car for a 20 minute journey up the A40 to Queen Charlotte’s hospital next to The Scrubs. It took us nearly an hour to get as far as Gypsy Corner when total gridlock set in. She got out and walked the rest of the way while I headed home and grabbed the bike.

I made it back just in time and all was good.

The ironic thing was the cause of the gridlock. Fatal bike smash at Savoy Circus closed the A40 in both directions.

So yeah, if she’s after inducing the birth it’s curry, sex and pineapple. Must be fresh pineapple, not tinned. Use with care, it worked a bit too well for us and I ended up delivering my own daughter in the bathroom at home.


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[damz]

not worth the risk, can u imagine how your bike would smell if she broke her water???
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[uniuk2000]

Deffo not worth it on your concience if anything tragic were to happen.

[carlperkins00...]

what if her water broke on your seat?? how would you feel then having to clean up the mess.

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[GaRRy_B]

Well Im living proof it can be done my mother was still riding around on the back of my dads BSA until a week before I was born !!!
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[Skudd]

I took my wife, who was two weeks over due, on the back of my bike to help induce labour. Didn't work though.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

She'll have to ride backwards....It'll be fine and post pics

Pat
really !
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[metalangel]

Imagine if her waters broke and filled up the underseat compartment.

You might have to torch your own bike as you'd never want it again.
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[YUN]

I wouldn't just in case something did happen. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if she or the baby got hurt.
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[Sir Black Pig]

I would say no... She could have a big wet fart and next thing you know you're doing 60mph, 3 up and one without a lid!

[mikeoldcars]

cheers for the replies everyone, her old man decided to come home early so neither of us got a ride