How do i tell her??

[wizzle]

Hey guys, posting under another name as this is a bit embaressing even though its not about me.
I've thought about this too much now and i can't face doing it, i need some advice.
Basically about 2 weeks ago whilst having sex with my GF, i couldn't help notice she didn't smell too fresh down below. It's never happened before in all the years ive known her so i took it as a one off....but its been 2 weeks now and we've done it another 2 times. Same problem and im worried now.
So i thought about it, but i cant for the life of me bring myself to tell her, it would really really upset her.
I've thought about punching her tits but its not going to work this time. What can i do?!?!

[Irezumi aka Reuben]

Do her up the garry.

Solves all problems and is a tried and tested bcf response.

[GhostRider]

Do you chow down on her regularly?

If so, then obviously stop doing it. She'll wonder why in her head first, and figure it out for herself.

Though how the fuck she doesn't know she's got a fishermans pocket escapes me.

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[Acemastr]

Hot weather i'm guessing, or cleaning too much, that can do the same. Stick your fingers in... then get her to suck on them... she'll soon get the hint and think you're just being kinky
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[Phoenix]

Hot weather doesn't cause that if she keeps clean, could be infection, but then google can tell you all this, you want to know how to tell her, just say it very subtly. Ie if it smells horrendous and makes you want to vomit then just say there is an unusual fragrance, when she asks what of, you can pick your favourite sea animal.

[Tonka]

Don't panic!!

It'll be for quite the opposite reason to what you're all thinking

At this time of year it's usually caused by washing too much and then bad bacteria take over causing the 'fishy smell' - it's called bacterial vaginosis

It's a horrid thing to get as you feel really skanky and it's so not your fault, so be nice to her!!
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[1016]

I believe the answer is probably yoghurt - no seriously, natural is the best. Introducing said ingredient is another matter, i'll leave it with you...

[GhostRider]

[1016]

yes it is, but it's a culture that is good at absorbing additional bacteria in several of it's forms.

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[Mudskipper]

One of my mates suffered from BV a few years ago while in a hot country, she was absolutely mortified, it really upset her.

At one point she was washing frantically to try and stop the smell, which just made it worse. To use her words, 'it smelt like a sewer'.

Antibiotics will sort it, don't fuck around with yoghurt.
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[Tonka]

[wizzle]

Thanks for all the comments, i will see if there is an opportunity.
She has never been like this before in like over 5 years so i know she'll be upset.
Her skin doesn't like chemical/perfumed stuff in the bath or shower, she uses really neutral stuff which is specialist products.
I hope you guys are right and its just temporary! lol

[Flip]

She'll be more upset the longer you leave it. If you've been together for over 5 years why can't you tell her? You dummy.

[J0Al1]

[JonB]

Why not grow a pair and just tell her straight instead of going onto an internet forum pondering other ways to tell her.

If you are in a position that you can't tell her something like this you obviously don't have a very strong bond.
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[Robby]

The solution is simple, if Hetz wasn't straight enough I'll spell it out for you.

Dispose of the girl with a crotch that smells like a north African fish market at closing time, and get yourself a nice Japanese girl.

Fool.

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[Flip]

https://www.nomorefishysmell.com/

Email her this link.

[GhostRider]

[Skudd]

Just ask her if she is feeling alright, ask if she is feeling any discomfort as you have noticed her normal smell has changed a little even after she has bathed. You don't need to say it is rank. suggest she sees her Doctor just to make sure she is ok. If she gets upset just say it is one of those things and that couples should be able to say something.
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