Drugs testing ?

B10Hazard · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jan 2009 Karma :

Okay I have a applied for a new job welding/fabricating.
I have just found out you get drugs tested every three months.

I will quite happily admit to smoking weed and have done for years.
I know this may sound mental but if I got a friend to piss in it would I pass Very Happy

And would it have to be the same person every time ?
Anyway to get it out your system pronto ?
I have heard you can get a liquid shot from the interweb that stops it showing ??

Nice one, Dan.
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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

You need more than your mate's wee....https://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solutions/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=1072
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dgo1212 · Brolly Dolly Joined: 06 Dec 2008 Karma :

If they're anything like the random ones we used to have you've no chance,bottle with your details on a sticker and someone outside cubicle door while you do it,unless you want to carry a bottle of piss around work with you so you can pour it from one to the other,imagine spilling someone elses piss on your hands Sick

B10Hazard · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jan 2009 Karma :

Oh shit i didnt think about that.
They would make you do them on site obviously.
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the grim reaper · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2005 Karma :

You *could* stop smoking weed Neutral

OK, so it wouldn't be out of your system instantly but I reckon it would be out of your urine before too long.

Cheers

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GhostRider · World Chat Champion Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Karma :

If you stop smoking weed now you might be ok, for habitual users it is detectable for periods of up to 3 months due to THC being lipid soluble and thus being absorbed by fats in your body. If they were doing hair analysis they would be able to tell if you had quit for a couple of months and then started again (they wont do this as it is too expensive).

Another problem with using your mates urine is that you'd have to hold it in your armpit throughout the day so that it is warm just as it would be fresh from your knob. Also, make sure the sample is from a male, as they can tell the difference.

I'd be very skeptical about products claiming to mask the drug. I dont know too much about drug tests in terms of what chemical is used to detect THC on a dipstick analysis but I would imagine to counter it would be some kind of enzyme inhibitor you'd have to add to the urine sample, the practicality of which is the same as with having a mates sample.

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mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

Am i the only one thinking you need an invention like the one featured in Withnail & I?

Withnail: At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child.

I: What do you want a child for?

Withnail: To tutor it in the ways of righteousness and procure some uncontaminated urine.

[He takes out the bottle and instructions provided by Danny.]

Withnail: This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser and sellotape this valve to the end of the old chap. Then you get horrible drunk and they can't fucking touch you. According to these instructions, you refuse everything except a urine sample. You undo your valve, give them a dose of unadulterated child's piss and they have to give you your keys back. Danny's a genius. I'm going to have a doze.

Note: you can actually buy such a thing. It goes by the name of The Whizzinator

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Kara · Crazy Courier Joined: 23 Jul 2005 Karma :

https://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing.shtml

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Itchy · Super Spammer Joined: 07 Apr 2005 Karma :

Check your contract they may spanish inquisition you ...

Ie if you admit to taking it and need help , they may give you 'help' to get off it.

Or they may just fire you dep on the contract , if they have in the contract they will fire you cheat once then stop smoking it or find a place that doesn't test.
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pa_broon74 · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Karma :

As I understand it, drug testing isn't cheap. I doubt they're going to do it religiously every three months... How many people are they testing?

It's not like you'll be flying a 747 or piloting the space shuttle...

Confused

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Clanger · Stirrer Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :

Time to stop, shave all your hair off, and you should be fine in oooh about 3-4 months they say!
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Visitor Q · $25 whore Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Karma :

Can you not just refuse the drug tests. I would on principle anyway, even if I was clean (which I usually am, what with my dislike of weed and 'hard' drugs flushing out of your system in days).

This fucking country Rolling Eyes

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Itchy · Super Spammer Joined: 07 Apr 2005 Karma :

Its not about the country , its about the great irony...

Ie that all free societies have common back bones ie that they are built upon miniature totalitarian states (companies).

And hence bosses pretty much can do what they want.
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