How would you choose to go?

[SlimRick]

Had a really close call with a dustbin lorry pulling out from a side road this morning. Proper pant filling moment. Just after it happened I was thinking that getting hit by a dustbin wagon would be a really crappy and un-heroic way to go
So - if you could choose, what would it be that sends you on your way to the pearly gates?

[karoshi]

[mistergixer]

Milked to death by a dozen oriental pornstars.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Quietly, in my sleep. Or being vapourised by an asteroid. Not fussy, really, as long as I don't know about it.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[killa]

I think a way in which family and friends know that i didn't suffer i think. That could still mean an explosion.
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Bike:- Yamaha TRX850 | Killas Biking History | Killas Gaming History | Killas autmotive history

[Fawbish]

In a way that no one has ever died before.


Fawbish - Unique, even in death.
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"Oh....it looks like Average Joe's is forfeiting the match!" - "Yeah, its a risky strategy but lets see if it pays off for 'em Cotton."

[Tarmacsurfer]

[Moonie]

Tripping my tits off.
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[Fawbish]

[5v3d3b0]

Have a 3-some with 2 porn stars, and just when I finish and have had the whole orgasm get sniped with a 50 cal in the back of the head. I would die so happy
The gals on the other hand... BRAIN BUKKAKEEEEEEE!!!

[L-Jam]

Right after someone who really cares about me said something nasty to me, so they are mentally scarred
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Journalist, student, egotist.
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Skp 50 --> GS 500 --> CBR600F with custom HRC paint jobby --> GSX-R 750 K7, beautiful!

[Hoffy]

150mph plus , backwards , upside down and on fire , whilst snorting class A's from a latino lovley's cleveage ......


(Yeah , i got problems .... )
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Plagued by 1980s Suzuki 2 strokes !

[D O G]

Personally I would never choose to go, I'd like to live forever.

Unfortunately that won't happen, so I'd go for a massive heart attack just as I was becoming unable to look after myself, my health was clearly failing and I was on my way out.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Penis reduction operation that went wrong.
Death by ear syringing
Death by multiple squirrel attack in local Park.
Choked on a pube....DEAD [EDIT] made myself smirk with that one.
Dying whilst trying to lick my balls at the age of 92
Highside on a Hayabusa at the age of 102


...But it'll probably end up being some else's fault when i die

Pat
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[Carl_steveo]

I want to go out in style. Abit like scar face.
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Current: Honda Nsr 125
Live: Sunderland
Luke "cant be arsed to read your post, but suck my balls anyway."

[Harold_Shand]

Running towards a mushroom cloud with half drunk bottle of JD.

"Yeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!"
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

[Clanger]

I'd like to self combust in my sleep, and be nothing left of me, but a small pile of ash on the bed.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind - Dr. Seuss

[hellkat]

I sometimes think that's what is gonna happen to me.
(Andy smokes in his sleep )

I'd like to drift away, vaguely, painlessly and just "not come back".

I have nightmares about dying like Quint
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Fisty]

Balls deep in Dr Alice Roberts while she is eating out Lily Allen. Huge bifter in one hand, Bottle of JD in the other.

Gah, i need a wank now.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[The999Kid]

jumping out of a plane without a parachute.... so that i can prove conclusively that you only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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[LankyPaddy]

Death by Schnoo Schnoo

That or in my sleep
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Say, do you have any Gatorade? I'm afraid I left all my electrolytes with your daughter.
Current bike: SV650S K8

[The Original Muzza]

Secretly ground up into ginsters meat supply, so that 2 weeks later when they find my suicide note and alert the media, 50000 truckers simultaneously throw up.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[SoND]

Formula 2 wheel to the head.

Get pissed off, you lose.
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Go back to bed - You have no rights - "Streetfighters ~ Mainstream motorcycling's crackwhore sister."

[KevTM]

Fancy: Rocketed into orbit naked.

Easy: In my sleep when I'm too old to go on.