Funeral sandwiches

[Ariel Badger]

You personal favourers or a broad spectrum to suit a wide amount of taste? My post planting spread would be vegetarian and halal but we will have beers. If one of my aunties wants ham she can go yo someone else's funeral
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[andyscooter]

whats the point in your favororites you would be dead and cant eat them

[Ariel Badger]

I wouldn't want people eating sandwiches that I disapprove at in my memory, I would not have dry roast nuts either as I do not like them. What people do at home is up to them, at my funeral they behave.
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[Darth]

I would be be mighty dissapointed if all there was was only vegetable and whatever you said sandwiches. I would probably leave early and go and find a Burger King - your funeral though!

I would probably have a mix to cater to all tastes - maybe some ham and mustard, a few egg mayo, some cheese savoury and a some dry wholemeal toast for the vegans!
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[deepfriedmars...]

I'd have some to cater for everyone as well. As long as there was Cheese and Ham I'd be chuffed The last Funeral I was at I've never seen so many sandwiches

Kirsty
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[Luke_Retrofly]

Cock sandwiches

[D O G]

Is that because you like munching cock?

Or is the thought of people munching cock that you like?

[Dragonfly]

Bit of egg and bacon sandwich filler is ok but not for a funeral as sometimes it can not agree with peoples insides and want out rather quick and thats not good in a house with a wake on, one toilet beside the livingroom where people are quietly morning while munching on sandwiches.
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[Rob]

Depends... if it's a cremation then I think toasted sandwiches could be more appropriate
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[Luke_Retrofly]

Ooooo bad joke Rob, tssssssk, booooo, hissssss

(throws rotten fruit)

[LustyLew]

I'd have my body smoked and cured. Then sliced thinly and put into the sandwiches. With the compulsory video after the wake to tell everyone they've just eaten me.

Shame I wouldn't be there to see it.
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[The Artist]

I was gonna say me and mayo

[Dragonfly]

*imagines how angry her mum would be if everyone had to eat space raider sandwiches*
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[Ariel Badger]

I want my sandwiches made with old bread so they will have small spots of blue mould on them.
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