How deep is too deep?

[Scouse]

At your funeral, would you be happy at 6 foot down or would you request something else to be a little different?

[Ariel Badger]

I am five foot five and three quarters tall so a hole that corresponds to my hight would be ideal, the six foot deep stuff is just tall people bullying us midgets.
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[Hetzer]

They can chuck me into a shallow ditch for all I care.
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[The Original Muzza]

4 down and 2 accross.
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Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Fed to my dogs


Pat
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[The Original Muzza]

Actually, just bury me face down so if anyone asks how deeply buried I am, people will say, 7,900 miles.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Scouse]

[Pedd]

[Scouse]

[Luke_Retrofly]

Why didn't you just out all the "funeral" related questions in 1 thread

[Ariel Badger]

Visiting a cemetery can be a pleasant if melancholic experience, I do not think it would be improved if one was forever plunging knee deep into rotting anal cavities.
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[The Original Muzza]

I didn't say "Place me face down in a graveyard."
I said BURIED.
Still six feet under, no bicycle wheels in my arse.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Scouse]

[Luke_Retrofly]

I asked a question because I wanted to know why, why else would I ask

Thanks for explaining, I'm glad you did or my ickle mind would have exploded with wonder

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Chap at work had to exhume half a graveyard in his previous job. Lots of black oozy stuff. How he explains it makes me dry-wretch.
Quite common for them to rack 'em and stack 'em, so the top grave may only be 3' down. Hence the big mounds of soil to replace the cavity.

[Scouse]

[Clanger]

Cremation...burnt; Sioux stylee would be most appreciated. I don't want any worms and slugs and rats creeping around my remains, or Tony Robinson ancestors digging me up in years to come.
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[V2]

Dissapointed with this thread, i was gonna reply balls deep but the subject wasnt what i thought!