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Demonic69 · The Pink Rhino Joined: 31 May 2002 Karma :

Some Drivvel I heard the other night.

My Mates got a brand new {Insert Bike} and I've got a 188bhp 2002 {Insert Bike} in limited edition colours and I'm mad I am, none of my mates can keep up with me and I've been riding since I was 8.

[me] So what have you done to your 2002 {bike}?[/me]

Well I've fitted a {Insert Mod} and done the {Insert Mod} and {Insert innane drivvel} and I'm mad me. I take my 2002 {bike} with it's {mod} to {Insert Track} and I can lap all the {Insert race group} on their {insert Bikes}. I'm proper mad me. All my mates were taking this corner at {insert Speed} and I was taking it at {insert Excessive speed} and I wrecked a new pair of sliders.
When I go to {track} I go through {Insert Number} tyres because I'm RIGHT over all the time.
My mates went to Italy but I was like "Na, cuz I'll get through {number} tyres and it'll cost a fortune".

I'll let you know who's closest tomorrow Very Happy

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Stew · Posted: 09:45 - 09 Jun 2004 Post subject:

What the hell you on about? I think its about time you stopped drinking so much in that pub of yours. Are we supposed to guess who you are talking about Question

Speak sense boy. Rolling Eyes

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TiN · Pocket Tin Joined: 14 Feb 2002 Karma :

Phew! I'm glad that you're as confused as I am, Stew mate. I thought that it was just a Northern thing... Eh?

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Slavo · Spanner Monkey Joined: 07 May 2004 Karma :

Some Drivvel I heard the other night.

My Mates got a brand new C90 and I've got a 188bhp 2002 Chunlan Starway CL50 QT in limited edition colours and I'm mad I am, none of my mates can keep up with me and I've been riding since I was 8.

[me] So what have you done to your 2002 {bike}?[/me]

Well I've fitted a set of neons and done the polished head and can see off busa's and I'm mad me. I take my 2002 Chunlan Starway CL50 QT with it's 3D flip colour neons to IOM and I can lap all the superbike boi's on their GP racerz. I'm proper mad me. All my mates were taking this corner at 40 and I was taking it at 140 on the back wheel and I wrecked a new pair of sliders.
When I go to IOM I go through 12 tyres because I'm RIGHT over all the time.
My mates went to Italy but I was like "Na, cuz I'll get through 432 tyres and it'll cost a fortune".

Game over guys.... there is only one machine that can do all that!

Thats a ped!

Demonic69 · The Pink Rhino Joined: 31 May 2002 Karma :

Nice one Slavo Very Happy

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Korn · Admin Joined: 01 Feb 2002 Karma :

My Mates got a brand new Yamaha R2 and I've got a 188bhp 2002 Aprilia RS50 in limited edition colours and I'm mad I am, none of my mates can keep up with me and I've been riding since I was 8, innit.

[me] So what have you done to your 2002 RS50?[/me]

Well I've fitted a set of anodised dust caps innit and done the full akrapovic exhaust and I tell you it's hard to keep the front wheel on the ground and I'm mad me, innit. I take my 2002 RS50 with it's anodised dust caps to the MotoGP races and I can lap all the wankers on their crap four strokes. I'm proper mad me, innit. All my mates were taking this corner at 30mph and I was taking it at 160mph and I wrecked a new pair of sliders, innit.
When I go to school I go through 'nuff tyres because I'm RIGHT over all the time, innit.
My mates went to Italy but I was like "Na, cuz I'll get through 'nuff tyres and it'll cost a fortune, innit".
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Demonic69 · The Pink Rhino Joined: 31 May 2002 Karma :

Wow Korn, that was surprisingly accurate Very Happy

Reet twas actually

My Mates got a brand new Fireblade and I've got a 188bhp 2002 R1 in limited edition colours and I'm mad I am, none of my mates can keep up with me and I've been riding since I was 8.

[me] So what have you done to your 2002 R1?[/me]

Well I've fitted a full titanium Apopovic exhaust and done the Power Commander and fitted new dogs bollox suspension all round and I'm mad me. I take my 2002 R1 with it's new suspension to Mallory and I can lap all the Pro on their race. I'm proper mad me. All my mates were taking this corner at 80 and I was taking it at 160 and I wrecked a new pair of sliders.
When I go to Mallory I go through 4 sets of tyres because I'm RIGHT over all the time.
My mates went to Italy but I was like "Na, cuz I'll get through at least 2 pairs of tyres and it'll cost a fortune".

This is the kind of shit some truckers decide to spout to me as soon as I mention bikes. Do they really think I believe them? Do they think I really know nothing about bikes and cars?
So far I've had:
0-60 in 2 seconds on a bike, 3 secs in a car and he only spent £5k.
211mph non-NOS or Turbo GS1100, 1/4 mile of 8.6 second on a 1982 bike And the Scottish Saloon car champion arguing about corner speeds.
Why oh why?

I suppose this should've been in F&FW really Very Happy

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I overheard two German truckers talking
one was saying "Viss my new Mercedes, I can leave Frankfurt on Monday morning at 7am, drop my load in London, and be back in Berlin, Tuesday at 5pm"

I interupted, and said "that's nothing, my grandad could leave Leicestershire at 8pm, drop his load in Dortmund and be back before morning"

"Ziss is impossible!" said the german, "Vot vos his vehicle?"

"A Lancaster bomber" said I
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