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PostPosted: 14:45 - 22 Jul 2009    Post subject: Saucy sausage ad slammed. Reply with quote

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090722/tuk-suggestive-sausage-ad-causes-sizzle-6323e80.html


What's going on in this country?
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PostPosted: 14:48 - 22 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Advertisers lack ideas and imaginative thought and so run to smut at any juncture?
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 22 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damofo D.O.G. wrote:
Advertisers lack ideas and imaginative thought and so run to smut at any juncture?

Simples

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PostPosted: 14:50 - 22 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was thinking more about the people who complain about something so light hearted,whingebags.I expect smut with a sausage ad,it's funny.
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PostPosted: 14:52 - 22 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The namby-pamby, do-good, PC, mentalist, idiots are slowly taking over and turning the country into a joke. You can't say this, you can;t say that, you might offend a f***ing kitten. Do me a f***ing favour, what happened to people being able to take a joke?

I used to play football in the field at college in the summer, the field backed onto a primary school and there were kids of 5 or 6 using words that would have had the muppets who complained about that sausage ad having heart attacks.

Newsflash, kids are very unlikely to be bothered about a sausage ad that asks where they would like to stick it, most of them would probably reply 'Up her Gary and punch her in the tits'.

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PostPosted: 14:58 - 22 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing ,couldn't agree more.
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PostPosted: 14:59 - 22 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

fireblade2102 wrote:
I was thinking more about the people who complain about something so light hearted...

Might have something to do with when little Janet or John asks "what does that mean mummy?". Apparently parents get thrown by that sort of thing and rather than confronting their own issues find something to blame.

They haven't said they can't play the ad, just imposed some sort of watershed.

I think I've come across that before with an ad on TV (can't remember which one, so obviously failed) where one version was shown early the evening and another later after 9pm.

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PostPosted: 15:05 - 22 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can picture the scene though...

Grandparents with somewhat victorian values meeting their grand-daughter's boyfriend for the first time. In between the cucumber sandwhiches (sans crusts) and the french fancies this advert comes on the telly...

It would be funny from the outside looking in right enough... On the other hand, have you ever been watching the telly with your mum or dad and a particularly steamy sex scene ensues?

I did wonder what had happened to that ad though, might've guessed it would've got howked. It would've made a crap dildo anyway, not enough structural integrity.

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PostPosted: 20:51 - 22 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

What Grim said Thumbs Up

Got to admit though - now the advert has been "banned" a damn sight more people will have actually seen the advert than if it had been left alone Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 22 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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fireblade2102 wrote:
Janet or John


That reminds me.. they couldn't have heard the Janet & John things on Terry Wogans morning show on Radio 2, or even some of the stuff he comes out with Laughing Legend.
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 22 Jul 2009    Post subject: Re: Saucy sausage ad slammed. Reply with quote

fireblade2102 wrote:
What's going on in this country?


Because 2 people complained about this BMW advert in Australia, it was pulled. Their claims were that it advocated hooning* not that the car was actually copying a famous painting. Top Gear is allowed though and very popular?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj-LT2IeA9s

People will complain about anything.





*This also encompass' loud music in cars. They'd have a fit if they came here on a Friday night with all the Barry cars going up and down the seafront.
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 22 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

the grim reaper wrote:
The namby-pamby, do-good, PC, mentalist, idiots are slowly taking over and turning the country into a joke. You can't say this, you can;t say that, you might offend a f***ing kitten. Do me a f***ing favour, what happened to people being able to take a joke?

I used to play football in the field at college in the summer, the field backed onto a primary school and there were kids of 5 or 6 using words that would have had the muppets who complained about that sausage ad having heart attacks.

Newsflash, kids are very unlikely to be bothered about a sausage ad that asks where they would like to stick it, most of them would probably reply 'Up her Gary and punch her in the tits'.

Cheers

Grim
Well said, all that and you still care about the fucking blobs.


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PostPosted: 22:35 - 22 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was mildly shocked by an advert running on classic FM of all things. I've no idea what it's for but it goes something like this;

Kid- I'm hungry. Can I have these strawberries

Mum- No, they're for mum and dads... picnic later.

K- What about this whipped cream

M- Thats also for the picnic

K- ... Ok then, can I have this chocolate bunny?

M-.... Shut up and eat the strawberries.

I can only assume the 'chocolate bunny' is a dildo, but still, very strange ad to have on Classic FM, where they still boldly hold debates about the pronounciation of 'Troll' and 'Scone', and use 'prevalent' in the weather forecasts Neutral
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PostPosted: 01:11 - 23 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Kid- I'm hungry. Can I have these strawberries

Mum- No, they're for mum and dads... picnic later.

K- What about this whipped cream

M- Thats also for the picnic

K- ... Ok then, can I have this chocolate bunny?

M-.... Shut up and eat the strawberries.

I can only assume the 'chocolate bunny' is a dildo, but still, very strange ad to have on Classic FM, where they still boldly hold debates about the pronounciation of 'Troll' and 'Scone', and use 'prevalent' in the weather forecasts Neutral


Laughing I find this one funny, however i've never heard the chocolate bunny one, that line is always "how about the...chocolate... body-paint" said very slowly and with a touch of confusion which makes it amusing Smile Not going to mean anything to a young kid, and if it does to an older one it's hardly damaging.
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PostPosted: 06:57 - 23 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

it could be body paint, but I thought it was buny/bunny rabbit.

Hmm...

God I'm going deaf.
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PostPosted: 08:26 - 23 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
it could be body paint, but I thought it was buny/bunny rabbit.

Hmm...

God I'm going deaf.


Pardon?
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PostPosted: 09:11 - 23 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

st3v3 wrote:
the grim reaper wrote:
The namby-pamby, do-good, PC, mentalist, idiots are slowly taking over and turning the country into a joke. You can't say this, you can;t say that, you might offend a f***ing kitten. Do me a f***ing favour, what happened to people being able to take a joke?

I used to play football in the field at college in the summer, the field backed onto a primary school and there were kids of 5 or 6 using words that would have had the muppets who complained about that sausage ad having heart attacks.

Newsflash, kids are very unlikely to be bothered about a sausage ad that asks where they would like to stick it, most of them would probably reply 'Up her Gary and punch her in the tits'.

Cheers

Grim
Well said, all that and you still care about the fucking blobs.


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I thought that at the time but I wouldn't want to be the reason the ban BCF Mr. Green That'd fuck us all up, we might have to go out and ride our fucking bikes Laughing

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