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B10Hazard
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 26 Jul 2009    Post subject: If you had 1 week to live and 1 millon pounds ? Reply with quote

What would you do with your time/money.
I'll let you know when I think about what I would do Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 23:17 - 26 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Split it between my missus and parents. Wait a week, then die.
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 26 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Assuming you can't give any to loved ones:
Go and do all the crazy shit I can't afford now: Skydiving, bungeejump, buy a variety of fast bikes and cars and have an orgy with 4 luxury escorts followed by another one the following day mixing with pure MDMA Thumbs Up
I'd then try out all the drugs I can get hold of. No fear of OD
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 26 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Burn it but save a fiver for fish n chips.

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PostPosted: 00:17 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

hookers and coke
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PostPosted: 00:26 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bacon wrote:
hookers and coke


Dammit bacon, i seen the title and thats the 1st thing that popped into my head.

you cunt, you stole my idea lol

https://www.cocainewithdrawalsymptoms.com/images/cocaine.jpg

and

https://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/auminer/HOOKERS.png
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PostPosted: 00:37 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bacon gave me another idea.

Bacon, coke and hookers.
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PostPosted: 00:44 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/officespace_lawrence.jpg

Quote:
Lawrence from Office Space
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.


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PostPosted: 06:28 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much does the average whore charge for her services? Do you get an itemized bill?
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PostPosted: 07:14 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
How much does the average whore charge for her services? Do you get an itemized bill?


50 Euros for 15 minutes. No receipt, but you could keep the evidence.
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PostPosted: 07:17 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
How much does the average whore charge for her services? Do you get an itemized bill?


It all depends where you 'hang-out' so to speak. I understand that the services of a 'classy' tart in the Knightsbridge area will set you back £500 minimum. Up here in Barnsley, I'm told that £5 will buy you a good time and you'll get some change as well. Razz
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PostPosted: 07:42 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

off to Barnsley i go with my million squids and a week to die.
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PostPosted: 08:14 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buy some guns, many hand grenades an armoured vehicle and go and make a mess of some mosques.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.
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PostPosted: 08:18 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

MI5

I do not mean that. Thanks for looking after us all.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.
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PostPosted: 08:45 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would not do anything involving a petrol tanker and the Houses of Parliament.
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PostPosted: 09:41 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

First, I would spend some money on a top lawyer to ensure that everything is set up for my son to secure him the best future.

Then, I would spend all my time with him, and my parents.

Very morbid, people have to deal with this kind of thing without the 1 million.
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PostPosted: 11:10 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would buy one million pounds worth of smarties and hide them around the house. So when i have died people will open the washing machine and three grands worth will fall out. Everytime they put their shoes on or open a cupboard smarties would be everywhere. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 12:33 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will hand out money to people at station and enjoy their reaction.
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

+1 for hookers
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cars , Bikes , Guns , Hookers , general fucked up debauchery.

Ahhhh .... sounds great.
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drugs, Hookers, Genocide and Absolution.
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Then throw myself under a train.... cant stand waiting for something. id rather have it happen there and then.
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ProvectusIncurro wrote:
Then throw myself under a train...


When I used to get a train to work, I fuckin' hated the people that did that. They made me late. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 27 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

flip wrote:
ProvectusIncurro wrote:
Then throw myself under a train...


When I used to get a train to work, I fuckin' hated the people that did that. They made me late. Evil or Very Mad


I hope i make a really messy corpse and that they make a trainee walk down the line picking up my body parts are intervals for the next 100 yards...
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