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PostPosted: 22:51 - 30 Jul 2009    Post subject: Role Model? Reply with quote

50cent Proving He Is A Dick
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 30 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

so ? he doesn't wear protection its his choice. I wouldn't think someone was a dick for not wearing any, i might suggest they get some but that's about it.

anyway hes not human hes was shot about a zillion times and survived, so it doesn't matter anyway.
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PostPosted: 00:01 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Number 3: That paintjob. It's really going to affect the resale potential of your R1 and that chrome's going to be a bitch to clean.


Laughing Not wearing protection is common enough, but resting a helmet on your head? Rappers are daft pricks.
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PostPosted: 00:24 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

50 fuckin' cent. Gimmie a gun and I promise you I won't fuck it up.

I'll even kill that wigga Westwood as a bonus.
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PostPosted: 03:33 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

nick606 wrote:
so ? he doesn't wear protection its his choice. I wouldn't think someone was a dick for not wearing any, i might suggest they get some but that's about it.

anyway hes not human hes was shot about a zillion times and survived, so it doesn't matter anyway.


before i clicked that link i thought it was about him not wearing condoms
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PostPosted: 05:49 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see so many "ped boi" going around like that, so it must be trendy and in fashion.
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PostPosted: 06:15 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damz wrote:


before i clicked that link i thought it was about him not wearing condoms


Lol me too

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PostPosted: 07:03 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

i can understand some americans being invincible and not wearing leathers etc..

but to perch a helmet on your heads more uncomy than wearing it.. !
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PostPosted: 09:51 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

swanny wrote:
i can understand some americans being invincible and not wearing leathers etc..

but to perch a helmet on your heads more uncomy than wearing it.. !


What does uncomy mean? Is this an example of Youf speak?
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

nick606 wrote:
so ? he doesn't wear protection its his choice. I wouldn't think someone was a dick for not wearing any, i might suggest they get some but that's about it.

anyway hes not human hes was shot about a zillion times and survived, so it doesn't matter anyway.


"Not human"? It's genetic sewage.
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PostPosted: 10:08 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

But if he had his lid on porperly all his 'Thugz', 'Niggaz', 'Homies' and 'Biatches' wouldn't be able to see it's him flossin' his ice'd ride.

Innit.

T shirt and paint job I couldnt really care about.
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PostPosted: 10:57 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biking accidents are always deeply upsetting but if he was to have one it probably wouldn't trouble me too much.
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PostPosted: 11:05 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always thought he was a dick anyway. Maybe we will get rid of him sooner now.
Man was found here last year down an embankment, had been there a while till kids found his helmet. Wasnt even strapped in his head. Died if head injurys from bike accident. Maybe same will happen to 50p. (I call him 50P ok) .
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PostPosted: 11:05 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

raffles wrote:
Biking accidents are always deeply upsetting but if he was to have one it probably wouldn't trouble me too much.


I'd pay for a ticket.
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PostPosted: 11:26 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I question anyone who looks at him as a role model....
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PostPosted: 11:26 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
Always thought he was a dick anyway. Maybe we will get rid of him sooner now.
Man was found here last year down an embankment, had been there a while till kids found his helmet. Wasnt even strapped in his head. Died if head injurys from bike accident. Maybe same will happen to 50p. (I call him 50P ok) .


LOL 50p Laughing Laughing

How about ten bob?

Oh god I must be getting old, I just made a dad joke.
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PostPosted: 11:49 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dragonfly wrote:
50p


Hmm, 50p is worth more than 50cents - how bout we just call him 'that dirty, minging, old 1p that you find down the back of the sofa that nobody can think of a use for'? Admittedly it's not quite as catchy, but more accurate I'd say Laughing

Oh and I could have put money on the fact that his 'ride' would be some sort of pimped out, chromed R1 (or 'Busa) with a gawd-awful 'custom' paint job. There really is no accounting for taste.
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want to see the posing wannabe wanker's chicken-strips. Laughing Laughing Laughing

What a fvcking tool.
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PostPosted: 12:04 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's had one of the front brake discs removed too, as far as I can see.

Have to agree with the majority, he is an abhorrent individual.

I have actually had daydreams where he/his entourage need some small help from me (broken down/come to my house to use the phone/toilet), and I have taken great pleasure in refusing it!
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damofo D.O.G. wrote:
He's had one of the front brake discs removed too, as far as I can see.

Have to agree with the majority, he is an abhorrent individual.

I have actually had daydreams where he/his entourage need some small help from me (broken down/come to my house to use the phone/toilet), and I have taken great pleasure in refusing it!


A bit of a mealy day-dream isn't it? How about you have a mini-gun on a tripod down the end of the hall, facing the front door, set to go off when the doorbell rings? You arm it from an upstairs window soon as you see them lining up on the path outside, with 50p about to ring.

"Press the doorbell muthafvcker, let's see you rap yo ass to this tune..."
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PostPosted: 13:17 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:

(I call him 50P ok) .


He already exists, local lad too.

Check him out here - 50 Pence - In da Pub

50 pence wrote:

You'll find me in the pub
With a pint of Bud
Look love
I've got a fiver
If you'll let me see your jugs

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PostPosted: 14:14 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

50p was my name for him and now its not Crying or Very sad I thought I made that one up. Its actually said "fitty p" if that makes a difference to your snatching of my home made names for famous people ie Nelly Furtado is Nelly Retarded and DJ Tiesto is DJ Tesco. I bet someone has claimed them to on me. Mad
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PostPosted: 14:15 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
Damofo D.O.G. wrote:
He's had one of the front brake discs removed too, as far as I can see.

Have to agree with the majority, he is an abhorrent individual.

I have actually had daydreams where he/his entourage need some small help from me (broken down/come to my house to use the phone/toilet), and I have taken great pleasure in refusing it!


A bit of a mealy day-dream isn't it? How about you have a mini-gun on a tripod down the end of the hall, facing the front door, set to go off when the doorbell rings? You arm it from an upstairs window soon as you see them lining up on the path outside, with 50p about to ring.

"Press the doorbell muthafvcker, let's see you rap yo ass to this tune..."


What can I say, I lack imagination. Laughing

Plus, if you kill him, he's dead, that's it.

If I refuse to let him use my bathroom, he will still need a wee, and have to suffer the blow to his ego. Double win. Cool
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

To be fair, in relation to the original topic, I probably wouldn't be scared of gravel rash and broken bones too much if I'd been shot 9 times.
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 31 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
Nelly Furtado is Nelly Retarded and DJ Tiesto is DJ Tesco. I bet someone has claimed them to on me. Mad


Avril Lavigne is Bovril Lasagne Smile

Back on topic... 'fiddy pee' could have at least made an effort to make his helmet match the bike. If you're going to look gash at least do it properly.

And robby - gravel rash isn't anywhere near as cool as bullet wounds.
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