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PostPosted: 00:40 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Lady Gaga Reply with quote

Everything about Lady Gaga reminds me of some kind of tranny. Her electro pop music is a hit in the gayest of dance clubs, her obsession with sex, the fact that she dresses like an idiot, and her broken down weak chinned masculine face all scream “Man trying to be a cartoon version of a chick”.

So I’ve been waiting for the day that she got too drunk, danced too intense leading to a cock slip, or testicle slip or massive hacked off stump from a night on too much acid slip, or an oversize clit that comes with hormone therapy slip, or whatever the fuck she has going on in her genitals because we can’t tell her gender slip, you know to slowly sneak out of the leotard to put an end to all her fucking lies, since she pretty much started.

I was expecting this to happen after her shit started to falter, you know when the rest of the world realized she was full of shit and that she’s not worth listening to, you know as a hanging on to the glory kind of publicity stunt she was keeping in her back pocket for when it was needed down the road, and not at the height of her popularity, but I guess the glamorous fame she’s been dying for all her life has made her overlook some key details when she was trying to secure her mangina in its home tucked and taped between her thighs….

Sure it could be fabric bunching up, but where’s the fun in that? So I’m sticking with cock bulge.


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PostPosted: 00:57 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pics don't work for me, and wasn't there a thread a little while ago on this? Smile
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PostPosted: 01:34 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, meaty.
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PostPosted: 04:07 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: Lady Gaga Reply with quote

Bit small to be a cock.

Here's a video, look (or not?) at around 1:00 Wink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUlSCpURc3M
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PostPosted: 07:21 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shes a fucking gronk of the nth degree as far as I'm concerned.

I woke up bleary eyed one saturday morn to see the music show on and a short interview with her. I swear she was so far up herself about how she was always gonna be a star and was born to be one.
At that point I was wondering if she'd ever stopped to listen to the drivel that come out of her mouth let alone when she's back by music.

I don't hit chicks but if you're right binge I'd get in line to punch her/it in the throat.. I'm down with that Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 08:57 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait till her career hits a dead end and the good old "homemade porn" video makes it's way on the internet.

Then we shall see what she is really packing down below.
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PostPosted: 09:29 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: Lady Gaga Reply with quote

Im-a-Ridah wrote:
Bit small to be a cock.


Apparently not; https://www.chrudat.com/hs_small_penis.html
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady guy guy.
As if she has cock !!

In a previous thread i said i would "poke" her.
I . . . kinda take that back people. Sick


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PostPosted: 14:32 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

In my current frustrated state.

I'd poke it and take one for the team. Just to see if you theory's are correct.

Although there is NOTHING attractive about it.
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only surefire way to tell is the adams apple. Post a decent pic of her with her head back and that'll prove it I reckon.
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I seem to lack an Adam's apple but my clit and nuts are huge.
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PostPosted: 23:34 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheesy shit old gaga joke
how do you make lady gaga cry?

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PostPosted: 00:49 - 11 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: Lady Gaga Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
Im-a-Ridah wrote:
Bit small to be a cock.


Apparently not; https://www.chrudat.com/hs_small_penis.html


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PostPosted: 07:01 - 11 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd sooner poke Amy whinehorse and that's going some. Sorry but Gaga just makes me gag.
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PostPosted: 07:22 - 11 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

tutton wrote:
how do you make lady gaga cry

rape her

it would probably also make the rapist cry when they realised what they'd done, but that's besides the point Razz
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PostPosted: 07:03 - 12 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha gold

Binge sir you are a prophet.

I was on the way home in the car and they were saying on the radio that lady gaga has admitted on some blog somewhere Confused that she is indeed a hermaphrodite. No more info than that at this point and I don't care enough to go looking.

You binge, my friend you called it Karma

Now all you lot who wanted to shag her fess up and be named Smile
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PostPosted: 09:07 - 12 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

She denies being a hermaphrodite.

Well, you would woudn't you Confused .
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PostPosted: 09:50 - 12 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't see the big deal myself. Does anyone really care?

Besides, there are plenty more women about that look far more male than she does.
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 12 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 13:29 - 12 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 13:35 - 12 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

DEN MONKEY wrote:
Binge sir you are a prophet.

You binge, my friend you called it Karma


Soooo last month, dahhling Smile

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