Question Rape my 'ex' mate on Ebay

[Rhys]

I've seen some pretty funny things in the past of questions sent on ebay from people on here. Saw my 'ex' mate is selling his car on there so thought it would be funny to wind him up with a few questions. He's the so called mate who messed me about in Spain on the trip I had organised, ruining it throughout moaning and disagreeing with loadsa stuff I'd told him about before going, then ditching me, and getting back and slagging me and my girlfriend off to cut it short.

If you have anything funny/annoying to ask and basically wind him up then ask him away

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-Citroen-Saxo-1-1-MOT-2010-TAX-2010-79-114-miles_W0QQitemZ180395310177QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item2a0065fc61&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14
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[ms51ves3]

[ms51ves3]

He was quick to reply.

[Banned]

done

hier

is there any ovboius ways of telling its an eastcoast as my Norfolk crew would dis me big time if they knew i was funding the east coast massive ?

thanks

[cal91]

I would offer him a tenner or something.
But I don't want my account karma ripping, so I won't
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[silky666]

done:

asked him if he thought it was reliable as I am planning a trip to Spain with a few mates and my gf in it !
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[cal91]

Someone has got to ask the following questions:

How fast does it go?

I know its a petrol, but can it take diesel?

Do the girls in MacDonalds like it?

etc etc.
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[Mudskipper]

[cal91]

I mean't the star points on ebay.
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[Skudd]

The bodywork is tatty and it has a black bonnet (no rust to be seen)
Just Tatt all around
It pulls to the right when accelerating (tracking)
Can it pull the skin off custard?
The front exhaust bracket is loose
Makes it sound faster
It smells of smoke abit from the last owner (not that bad at all really just being fussy)
Fag ash Lill was the last owner
The ABS sensor light on the dash is on constantly
Don't we know someone else with that problem?
CD player only works sometimes!
Doesn't like crap Chav music
Small stone chip in windscreen, (passenger side)
Drive shafts are knocking but easily driveable ( all saxos seem to have this problem)
Thats because they are driven by chavprats
Front windows don't go down
Unlike the the chavettes who will always go down in the back
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[K0rnIsAFAGGOT]

Hi, do you think your Citroen has enough power to drag the ATM machine from inside my local Londis to my house 0.2 miles away according to Google Maps?

[Ste]

hi,

does the car include a full reservoir of washer fluid that is diluted at the recommended ratio?

to the best of your knowledge, has anyone ever had sex with the gear stick?

what tax disc holder does it have?

how new are the wiper blades?

when was the hand brake cable last adjusted and was it adjusted by someone with the current necessary qualification, I assume you've got the paperwork for this?

has it ever been raced?

does it have dot 4 brake fluid or dot 5.1 brake fluid?

have any pets, young children, old people, chavs, or any other undesirables ever been in the car?

I look forward to your response, assuming satisfactory answers to my questions then I will be making you a good cash offer.

thanks

[Robby]

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[bacon]

[Mudskipper]

[cal91]

[owdamer]

[Polo]

Hi, very interested in the car but a few questions if I may be so bold:

The photo from the rear makes the subframe look bent, is this the case?

Is the chain tight?

Do you know what powerband is fitted?

Many thanks in advance.
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[MarJay]

Am I the only person in the world who disagrees with the new usage of the word 'Rape'?
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[Rhys]

haha some funny ones and also quite suprised with how observant some people are. Like the one about the flower ornament haha. Question Rape was the first thing that came to mind to describe it, pretty wrong really I guess.

Has anyone been getting any replies?
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[bacon]

none, sad day!

[10 pence Short]

Hi,
If I were lucky enough to win the auction, could you keep the front seats? You see I'm a bit like "Hightower" from the movie Police Academy
and like to drive small cars from the rear seat and have no other way of getting them home?

Cheers.
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[Banned]

well i got a reply.......

hi, there just a badge on the side, lol

steve