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Noxious89123
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PostPosted: 17:17 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Bought a lemon! Zesty, mmm... Reply with quote

I bought myself a 53 plated Ford Ka a week and a half ago, for £1600. 78k on it. Look ok, few bumps here and there, but the motor sounds sweet, and the oil is clean. Running wise, it's sound. But didn't take long for problems to start appearing.

The radio doesn't work, or rather it does but the voume is at 0 and the volume + button is broken. Got a new one for £5.87 on eBay and some stereo removal pins for 99p. Sorted, 5 minute job.

The most annoying problem is the heater is stuck on full blast, regardless of the position of the temperature control nob. Did a bit of reading and seems that the heater control valves are well known for failing on ka's / fiesta's / cougar's / puma's / transits, as they all use the same part.

Had a look at the car to see where it's hiding, and spot a disconnected wiring connector. Aha I thought! Maybe it was repaired before and they forgot to connect it. Haha.

No. The cheap wankers just bodged it and bypassed th valve by joining the hoses either side of it together with some hose connectors and jubilee clips. Clever maybe, but not the point! Just spent £33 on a valve, so should be able to sort it this weekend.

As it is, I'm driving round in a mobile sauna, even with all the vent closed, the fan off and all the windows all the way down.

Atleast the breeze windnoise makes me feel "at home" Laughing

PS. The bike is staying!
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PostPosted: 17:20 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

get ober to ZSOC.com, ignore the chav shite and look in technical bit od the forum. theres a different part number for the revised HCV i belive.
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Noxious89123
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PostPosted: 17:31 - 10 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yup, the useless ones start 98FW and 98FU, the newest ones start 7N21 Smile

I've done my reading, thanks for the heads up regardless though!
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PostPosted: 03:20 - 11 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Minor problems though, could be a lot worse, open the vent nearest the passenger window and point it that way, tape over the rest for now.
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PostPosted: 04:08 - 11 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why hasn't anbody taken the piss out of him for buying a KA?









HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY






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PostPosted: 11:58 - 11 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much for a dry cut?
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PostPosted: 12:43 - 11 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got excited cos I thought he'd bought a lesbian prostitute. Sad
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PostPosted: 15:19 - 11 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually thought he'd bought a lemon...

Well, people have made threads for much more redundant topics than buying fruit.

On buying a lemon, my first big bike was a lemon too, after I bought it, I basically had to buy another one in the form of new parts to fix it with.

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Noxious89123
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 11 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Ka is a womans car, but you show me another 1300cc car that is group 2 ins. Smile

Would rather have a 1300cc "womans car" than a 1000cc "chav mobile".

Had 95 out of it, don't dare go faster, it feels quite flighty at that speed. Good fun car though, just have to rag it through all the gears Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:32 - 12 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Noxious89123 wrote:
The Ka is a womans car, but you show me another 1300cc car that is group 2 ins. Smile

Would rather have a 1300cc "womans car" than a 1000cc "chav mobile".

Had 95 out of it, don't dare go faster, it feels quite flighty at that speed. Good fun car though, just have to rag it through all the gears Laughing


I have been in a couple and driven one and they're utter pap. Not to say I wouldn't still buy one for a cheap runabout. After all they're fairly cheap to fix and run. I fancy getting one and modifying it to be a street sleeper so that I can totally demoralize little chavvy w*nkers and make them feel like crap.
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Noxious89123
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 12 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Compared to what though?

To me it feels like a giant rollerskate, but to someone that has driven anything sportier, it'll feel sloppy and slow.
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 12 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The engine is over 40 years old pushrod engine coming from an Anglia I think and the chassis is from a mark 2/3 Fiesta I think. It's made out of old spare parts and was given a ghey bodyshell.
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PostPosted: 00:01 - 13 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can tell when a old fiesta / Ka is behind you by the sowing machine noise.
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Noxious89123
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PostPosted: 17:24 - 13 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

chris-red wrote:
The engine is over 40 years old pushrod engine coming from an Anglia I think and the chassis is from a mark 2/3 Fiesta I think. It's made out of old spare parts and was given a ghey bodyshell.


The Endura-E engine in the pre-2002 Ka's is, just with added FI. The newer ones have the new Duratec engine in them. It's grunty enough for a small car in town. Don't want or need any more points or my licence! Whoever said "points mean prizes" was lying.
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 13 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

A mate of mine has one. To go up hills he has to turn off the a/c.

Bit of a running joke with his, within 24 hours of owning it he put it into a tree, then last week ripped a hole in the left rear quarter by going over a narrow bridge.

number plate is WU55 too! Laughing
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Noxious89123
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 13 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol.

Could buy a used CBR lump for about £300 on eBay, think I could make it fit? Very Happy It could be a KBR!
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