Army and birds

[fenton]

Right, short post because ive not got alot of time, but before i started in the TA and put my application in for the army i found it easier to get a girlfriend. Now when i say yeah im joining the army its like ive got a big stamp on my forehead saying rapist/murdered. What the hell is goin on? When was the army that un attractive?
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[D O G]

When you join the army tho, you will get loads of sex from the females in there, since they all fuck like rabbits, or are lesbians and fuck like rabbits.

Shame 99% of them are minging.

[superstacker]

Welcome to the forces fella,

It goes two ways:

1) Awwww you're in the RAF/Army/Navy, you must have seen terrible things..of course I'll write to you while your in XYZ sandy place.

Then she'll forget about you halfway through your tour and you'll find out on facebook she's met someone else

or

2) Im not touching Army/RAF/Navy guys, you are all the same!


Either way it isnt good

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Don't worry, you'll be gay after 6 weeks
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[D O G]

[supZ]

[map]

[pickled]

[Banned]

spose getting blown up is not good, my mates in the TA he goes to work on a monday morning with dirt on his face but wont tel anyone what hes been doing......lol

steve

[MarJay]

I suspect your lack of luck with the laydeez is more down to you referring to them as 'birds' rather than you being in the army.
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[Phoenix]

Start doing standup comedy in your spare time, that'll help.

[The Original Muzza]

Or...
Get drunk and lie to women about what you do?
I'm one of those people that find it hard to tell the truth, ever, even if I want to/plan to, I just compulsively lie to people.
For example, my name is Kris and I'm away to study my honours year at university, for Forensic Science (which some women find quite interesting if someone says this).
However, once when chatting someone up this (roughly) is how it went:
Them: "So, what's your name?"
Me: "Craig"
Them: "And what is it you do?"
Me: "Oh, I'm at college studying sociology"
Them: "K, bye"

Other terribly dull jobs I've "had" include, Offshore worker, Admin assistant and soil technician (yes, that's a real job title of someone, somewhere.)
I've always lied. I lie to my family, friends, girlfriend, teachers, bosses, workmates. All about the most trivial of things, and I can't stop myself.

Of course what I'm saying is pretend you're something interesting, don't just lie in general.
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[Throttle]

[map]

[Mudskipper]

[D O G]

[Mudskipper]

[Banned]

whats rlc ??

they use to fish um and ship um out !!

steve

[The Original Muzza]

[ClaireBear]

Im not personally being sterotypical here at all but generally girls think along the lines that a boyfriend in the forces wont be around much and so may be off sha*ging around whilst your away.
On the plus side though, some girls obviously see it as a turn on as its a brave career etc!

[pickled]

[Irezumi aka Reuben]

[Banned]

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[ClaireBear]

[Tonka]