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Fawbish
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 Posted: 14:58 - 13 Aug 2009  Post subject: "Hey babe...when can I tap that?" |
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Right, thanks to Tonyts50 bringing this up in "Found on the Net" PB Thread has had me laughing all after noon.
Whilst we may not have the numbers they do, I would hope we can glean some form of entertainment.
Basically, text/email/instant message a contact, anyone really, with the pretense, and only pretense, to ask them if you can hit it. Then post the convo's.
This is one of the first ones on the first page of the other thread, should give you some idea.
| Quote: | Me: Hey Babes, Can you let me ask you something?
Her: Sure..?
Me: When you gonna let me get a knock at that *****?
Her: Shane... Your my first blood cousin... Our parents are siblings.
Me: Oh, you didn't answer the question |
Lets see what you've got BCF.
EDIT: Get out clauses (if needed, you should keep as serious as is possible) include, but are not limited to:
*My mate has my phone
*Im drunk
*I'm delirious due to drugs
*Had my phone stolen
Beaut.
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Posted: 15:26 - 13 Aug 2009  Post subject: |
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It doesnt even matter, the conversations are still brilliant. 
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| Posted: 15:34 - 13 Aug 2009 Post subject: |
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Just read that thread on PB, had the lulz for about 15 mins straight.
So sweet, gonna give it a go. 
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| Posted: 18:27 - 13 Aug 2009 Post subject: |
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Phone conversation with a friend I work with 15 minutes ago...
Her: Hey, you phoned earlier?
Me: Yeh, how are you? Just wandering what you've been up to.
Her: Not much, got up at two and just really got to work a while ago.
Me: Sorry I had to leave yours so early, had to go to Hereford.
(Conversation about last night, Hereford and the chaos of me losing my just found counterpart, running out of fuel and my radiator playing up in one journey).
Me: So how's work.
Her: Boring, not to bad though, only on til ten... I'll have to let you go because there's customers coming in.
Me: Wait, ******?
Her: Yeh?
Me: Will you let me tap that?
Her: Can you tap that? Yeh you can tap that... No what?
Me: Cya  |
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Posted: 20:15 - 13 Aug 2009  Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Luke
so when can i tap that ass 
20:46Katherine
god not you as well
have you got MINH DINH there?
20:47Luke
lets not beat about the bush 
20:47Her
fuckers, LOL
20:47Luke
to tap or not to tap that is the quesyion
spell fail
20:47Her
get in the fuckin queue, haha
20:48Luke
calls may be record for BCF purposes
20:48Her
Go away, I'm busy LMAO
20:48Luke
no problem
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| Posted: 20:41 - 13 Aug 2009 Post subject: |
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Ah ya cunts, I knew I should have come on here and had a look before responding, LOL.
Little buggers.
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| Posted: 20:43 - 13 Aug 2009 Post subject: |
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I notice minhdinh hasn't posted my text response to his request
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| Posted: 21:00 - 13 Aug 2009 Post subject: |
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Hehehe  |
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| Posted: 21:17 - 13 Aug 2009 Post subject: |
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Mine wasn't great
can I ask you a question?
Imogen says: (22.52.07)
umm yes lo
Are you crazy? YES I AM says: (22.52.18)
when can I tap that ass?
Imogen says: (22.53.02)
when you grow a dick
Are you crazy? YES I AM says: (22.53.30)
you haven't even tried it yet
Imogen says: (22.54.04)
swine flu is contagious
Are you crazy? YES I AM says: (22.54.10)
hahaha
Are you crazy? YES I AM says: (22.54.13)
we can wait babe
Imogen says: (22.54.21)
you do that
(I have swine flu...  )
EDIT: Just for the record that's one of my girlfriend's best friends |
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| Posted: 21:55 - 13 Aug 2009 Post subject: |
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Me: phit
Her: u no i love you xx
Me: In that case; when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: tap wat??
Me: "THAT"
Her: i dont get wat ur saying
Me: you've never heard the expression "tap that"?
Her: no
Me: Hang on
Me: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tap+that
Her: ok
Me: I refer you to my earlier question
Her: whenever you want to
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Posted: 22:18 - 13 Aug 2009  Post subject: |
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THREAD-HUMOUR-FAIL  |
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| Posted: 22:30 - 13 Aug 2009 Post subject: |
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Are you crazy? YES I AM says: (23.58.28)
hey
[c=4]>Scouser< [/c] (K) *LoveGame.. says: (23.58.38)
hyea
Are you crazy? YES I AM says: (23.58.50)
can I ask you a question?
[c=4]>Scouser< [/c] (K) *LoveGame.. says: (23.59.46)
sure hun this is marcus rite
Are you crazy? YES I AM says: (23.59.50)
yeah
[c=4]>Scouser< [/c] (K) *LoveGame.. says: (23.59.56)
gd
Are you crazy? YES I AM says: (00.00.00)
right
Are you crazy? YES I AM says: (00.00.09)
when are you gonna let me tap that?
[c=4]>Scouser< [/c] (K) *LoveGame.. says: (00.01.31)
what the fuk?
Are you crazy? YES I AM says: (00.01.48)
that's not really an answer...
[c=4]>Scouser< [/c] (K) *LoveGame.. says: (00.02.10)
marcus have u taken a very large blow to the head or something
Are you crazy? YES I AM says: (00.02.42)
no I just think we should get it on
Are you crazy? YES I AM says: (00.02.46)
nobody has to know
[c=4]>Scouser< [/c] (K) *LoveGame.. says: (00.03.07)
and i think we should just forget this conversation and i really dont think this is marcus
Lol! This is my girlfriend's best friend, and my best friend's girlfriend |
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Posted: 22:40 - 13 Aug 2009  Post subject: |
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| Posted: 22:51 - 13 Aug 2009 Post subject: |
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WE get it MrtEE, you dont have any female friends to ask, and your male friends turned you down...but seriously, no need to get arsey.
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| Posted: 22:55 - 13 Aug 2009 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Ben
hey
01:16Victoria
helllo 
01:18Ben
Can I ask you a question?
01:17Victoria
if u must
01:18Ben
When are you gonna let me tap that?
Victoria is no longer online. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 17 years, 34 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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