Make me and my mate look ridiculous, fancy dress

Villers · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Sep 2004 Karma :

Were having a stag do next week in some shithole in the UK. None of the lads are up for going out looking like complete tools (or more so than usual) so me and the groom (I'm 'best' man) are just going to turn up in some kind of ridiculous fancy dress as a surprise.

Its the last in a series of stag nights so its not exactly going to be a big event but we thought it would be funny. So what do you lot reckon? I know some of you are funny and some are plain weird so Im expecting something fantastic!

Ideas?? Laughing

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pickled · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 14 Jul 2009 Karma :

I just had the image of Del Boy and Rodders in the "bat man and robin" scene of only fools and horses Mr. Green

Blue_SV650S · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Nov 2008 Karma :

Dress up as 'ladies' Thumbs Up

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Groove · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Karma :

i wore a dress being the stag (only one that dressed up)

i pulled the most easily, amount of young ladys sucking on my fake nips turned me to say the least Laughing

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G · The Voice of Reason Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

My boss in a previous job was dressed up in such a manner for a stag party. Stupidly he made us aware there were picture on the internet... so this picture ended up on another colleagues picture 'conquest' divider wall Confused

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Villers · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Sep 2004 Karma :

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dextersaurus · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Mar 2009 Karma :

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neil. · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Feb 2008 Karma :

Put a condom on your nose then when people ask what you've come as, you can say 'Fuck nose' (nose=knows) Or a bit of sand paper on your willy, then you can say you've come as Dick Emery Thumbs Up

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Clanger · Stirrer Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :

Dress up as bearded men wearing dresses! Do it so that it looks like you are cross-dressers, rather than men taking the piss. That should raise some laughs. Thumbs Up

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owdamer · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Oct 2004 Karma :

Stelmer · World Chat Champion Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Karma :

If you want shock & embarrassment to the others, dress as adult babies. As authentic as possible.....

You can get everything from Ebay no doubt.....

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

go just wearing boxers. when you're asked what your what your fancy dress is, you can tell them " for fancy dress, i'm dressed as premature ejaculation, I just came in my pants"

Razz

dextersaurus · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Mar 2009 Karma :