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PostPosted: 03:55 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: I hate chavs!!! Reply with quote

I had some friends over at my house. So at midnight, we decided to go to MacDonalds. My sister wanted to drive, so we went in her car. At which point, we got there and parked up in the car park ready to go inside for some grub Smile

After we realised they don't allow people inside on a nightime, we got back in the car to go though the drive-thru.

When my sister was reversing out, some fucking dickhead in the car next to us, shouts "Lend us a CD love!" As my sister didn't want too she shouts "Sod off, my car doesn't even have a CD player!".

Then this dick, starts his car, and blocks her exit. She dodged him and went round the back for his mate to block the main exit and another car blocks her in behind.

At this point my sister was shaking, starts crying while trying to do a sixty million point turn and races into the drive thru.

I tried to get out the car (to bray the crap out of them!) but my mate, held me in and wouldn't let me out of the car.

Then the dick reverses up the drive-thru and tries to block her in! while his other mate, drives up behind her! Eventually as the staff in macdonalds threatens them with calling the police and giving them CCTV tapes, they both speed off as fast as possible.

I hate how people think they have the right to intimidate young girls! What do they get out of doing that?

I swear... if I was driving, I don't know what would have happened. If I got out the car, I think I would have smashed his car to pieces with a stone or similar.

Thank god, I didn't manage to get out the car otherwise I would be typing this from an A&E ward, or even worse... not being able to type it at all. I'm not a fighter and I don't think I'm any good at fighting.

I'm so pissed off though!!!! Mad Mad Mad
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PostPosted: 04:07 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please describe to me what made this people 'Chavs'.
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PostPosted: 04:14 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The way they were wearing their caps? Which was on the back of their heads and pointing to the sky... not many people wear caps when its pitch black outside and pretty cold tbh.
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PostPosted: 04:16 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any sane person wouldn't do a thing like that. Chavs seem to like to start random fights and intimidate people don't they?
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PostPosted: 04:54 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fnatic wrote:
Please describe to me what made this people 'Chavs'.


Their actions.
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PostPosted: 06:47 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry dude, but if there's more than 1 Chav, then it's just Chavs.

If something belonged to the Chav, then it would be Chav's.

Language, manners, culture. It's what separates us from them.
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PostPosted: 07:22 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

skluff wrote:
Sorry dude, but if there's more than 1 Chav, then it's just Chavs.

If something belonged to the Chav, then it would be Chav's.

Language, manners, culture. It's what separates us from them.


Perhaps the chavs stole his hatred from him, therefore the hatred now belongs to them? Thinking Laughing
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PostPosted: 07:48 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had you got out of the car, you would probably have found that they wouldn't have done .... probably. Most chavs are all mouth and no trousers and will often back down when faced with a person who is willing to talk to them in the only language that they understand - violence.

The only time it can be a problem is when you are faced with a (what is the collective noun for chavs?) .... er ..... Saxo of chavs, they can draw bravado from each other. In this case stay well clear because should you put a few of them on their arses, they are normally the sort who will follow you to where you live and then trash your car at 4AM.

In the style of 'Snatch', I f***in' hate Chavs'.

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PostPosted: 07:52 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: I hate chav's!!! Reply with quote

cal91 wrote:
I had some friends over at my house. So at midnight, we decided to go to MacDonalds.


This was your first mistake. Complaining about finding chavs at a MacDonalds is like complaining that you went into a prison and it was full of criminals or that you went into a nightclub and it was a bit too noisey for you.
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Basically your mates a fag, You should of told him to stop being such a pussy , get out and stand up to the little pricks.
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PostPosted: 09:20 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: I hate chav's!!! Reply with quote

Liono wrote:


This was your first mistake. Complaining about finding chavs at a MacDonalds is like complaining that you went into a prison and it was full of criminals or that you went into a nightclub and it was a bit too noisey for you.


Hahahaha!! Thumbs Up

As for the OP, you should keep a hefty crook lock in the car at all times - it's the closest thing to a weapon you can have in the car without getting banged up for possession. Hanging out the window and smashing this into the side/ windscreen has the brilliant effect of making the driver cry as his precious chavmobile is smashed to pieces - the point being the reverse gear would have been rapidly employed, giving you the chance to get the fuck outta dodge. The offenders probably won't give chase, and if they do, just swipe them again with the crook lock. If they happen to off-road and end up wrapped around a lamp post, it's nobodys loss really.

I saw this technique work first hand when some twat in a Toyota thought he'd show off to his missus by trying to run my mate off the road for reasons known only to the offender. I think it backfired though as his missus looked non too impressed as her make up was smeared down her face from all the crying as all sides of the car were beaten in and the offender appeared to bequit appropriately frightened for his life.

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PostPosted: 09:24 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: I hate chav's!!! Reply with quote

cal91 wrote:
After we realised they don't allow people inside on a nightime, we got back in the car to go though the drive-thru.

Had a similar experience when I was acting as a taxi for somebody coming back from a trip to A+E

cal91 wrote:
I tried to get out the car (to bray the crap out of them!) but my mate, held me in and wouldn't let me out of the car.

You're a braver man than I am, I'm not a fighter I'm a lover. Lol.

cal91 wrote:
I swear... if I was driving, I don't know what would have happened. If I got out the car, I think I would have smashed his car to pieces with a stone or similar.

I'd have gone Destruction Derby on their asses. It's my face I wouldn't want wanna smash up but my car, the sacrifice would be worth it...especially if the car is a banger.
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PostPosted: 11:10 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

had a similar thing happend to me and some friends at out local pub one sat night as its a pub that play rock/metal music you can imagin what type of people drink there and these louts can in and started tring to talk to people saying oh "i like nivarna" and calling people marylin mason

then after he'd and his mate had his fill of beer then started on my mate and he hit one of my mates in the head( and he is not a fighter and didnt know what to do) and hell broke loose needless to say i jumped in plus 3 other people did and sent them home with there parents, yes there mum and dad was there and there only thing they could say was "hes only 18 and its his birthday how could you do this" Confused

i think some people do it just to prove something to themself. idoits
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: I hate chav's!!! Reply with quote

cal91 wrote:
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So you wanted to start a fight with someone at a mcdonalds drive through? That makes you a chav.

"I tried to get out the car (to bray the crap out of them!)"
"I would have smashed his car to pieces with a stone or similar"

CHAV!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody hell, you must have been very angry! It's a good thing your mate had such a good grip on your tampon to stop you getting out the car! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:06 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being old, grizzled and ill-tempered has it's advantages, neds and chavs just don't even try it on.

In anycase, it's certainly true when they say MacDonald's food can be bad for you...

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PostPosted: 14:34 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

skluff wrote:
Sorry dude, but if there's more than 1 Chav, then it's just Chavs.

If something belonged to the Chav, then it would be Chav's.

Language, manners, culture. It's what separates us from them.


Sorry Embarassed I was quite tired when I typed it. (well thats my excuse Smile)
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PostPosted: 14:35 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: I hate chav's!!! Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
Liono wrote:


This was your first mistake. Complaining about finding chavs at a MacDonalds is like complaining that you went into a prison and it was full of criminals or that you went into a nightclub and it was a bit too noisey for you.


Hahahaha!! Thumbs Up

As for the OP, you should keep a hefty crook lock in the car at all times - it's the closest thing to a weapon you can have in the car without getting banged up for possession. Hanging out the window and smashing this into the side/ windscreen has the brilliant effect of making the driver cry as his precious chavmobile is smashed to pieces - the point being the reverse gear would have been rapidly employed, giving you the chance to get the fuck outta dodge. The offenders probably won't give chase, and if they do, just swipe them again with the crook lock. If they happen to off-road and end up wrapped around a lamp post, it's nobodys loss really.

I saw this technique work first hand when some twat in a Toyota thought he'd show off to his missus by trying to run my mate off the road for reasons known only to the offender. I think it backfired though as his missus looked non too impressed as her make up was smeared down her face from all the crying as all sides of the car were beaten in and the offender appeared to bequit appropriately frightened for his life.

GhostRider


Lol never thought of that. Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:37 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: I hate chav's!!! Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
cal91 wrote:
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So you wanted to start a fight with someone at a mcdonalds drive through? That makes you a chav.

"I tried to get out the car (to bray the crap out of them!)"
"I would have smashed his car to pieces with a stone or similar"

CHAV!!! Laughing


Are you saying you wouldn't have done the same? Would you have sat in a corner and cried? Sounds like you would of!
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PostPosted: 14:38 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fawbish wrote:
Bloody hell, you must have been very angry! It's a good thing your mate had such a good grip on your tampon to stop you getting out the car! Thumbs Up


Its a Citreon C2... thats a 3 door car and I was sat in the back.
Kind of hard to get out when someones sat on the passenger and driver seat.
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: I hate chav's!!! Reply with quote

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cal91 wrote:
I swear... if I was driving, I don't know what would have happened. If I got out the car, I think I would have smashed his car to pieces with a stone or similar.

I'd have gone Destruction Derby on their asses. It's my face I wouldn't want wanna smash up but my car, the sacrifice would be worth it...especially if the car is a banger.


No... the car in question is a 2003 Citreon C2 VTR.

Not something I would do that in. It would have been good in a Land Rover Defender with bull bars Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:52 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

cal91 wrote:
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Bloody hell, you must have been very angry! It's a good thing your mate had such a good grip on your tampon to stop you getting out the car! Thumbs Up


Its a Citreon C2... thats a 3 door car and I was sat in the back.
Kind of hard to get out when someones sat on the passenger and driver seat.


Perfectly understandable, perfectly understandable.

What isnt understandable, however, is that it is your sisters car, and you were sat in the back. Your "friend" was sat in the front. Is he sliding your sister the slippery sausage? There must be a reason for this hierarchial inconsistency.
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats cos me and my girl friend were sat in the back. Gotta be keeping her warm haven't you Wink
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not that it's important or even related particularly, but I never sit in the back of a three door car.

Just never...

Not just for the reasons set out in this thread, but also because its really stupid... If the car crashed and caught fire you'd be fucked. I refuse, if they make a big deal about it; I just shrug my shoulders and don't go.

Confused


*Edit: Missed your post there, even if your girlfriend was sitting in the back. Wink *
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 18 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My gut instinct says your mate has no backbone, your girlfriend wasnt even mentioned in the original post so you arent particularly dedicated to her, and the whole thing was your sisters fault. See below for reference.

Cal91 wrote:
When my sister was reversing out, some fucking dickhead in the car next to us, shouts "Lend us a CD love!" As my sister didn't want too she shouts "Sod off, my car doesn't even have a CD player!"


The chavs were being quite polite up until that point. Your sisters reactive aggression is what ignited the volatile situation.


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