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McGee
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PostPosted: 13:16 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: I found a tenner Reply with quote

Man I have had a shitty week, car needs new discs and pads and some cunt threw a big rock at the side of my car going through some little welsh town.

Then while leaving Sainsbury's today a £10 note blew through the door and landed at my feet.

Rock on wont cover the cost of anything but free money is free money Mr. Green

So what shall I buy ?
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 13:19 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 13:22 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

''you should hand it in to your local authorities''
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PostPosted: 13:37 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: I found a tenner Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
some cunt threw a big rock at the side of my car going through some little welsh town.



Probably thought it was a dragon; they can be a bit 'local' round there.
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PostPosted: 14:29 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hand it in to the coppers - just to cause extra paperwork for em'. Well worth a tenner just to piss them off. Chances are, no-one will claim it so you'll get it back anyway Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:38 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hate to break it to you, but it will only take them a couple of minutes to fill in the paperwork and put it in the safe. If they're quiet they won't give a shit, and if they're busy you're the chump because you queued for 3 hours to do it.

The law requires you take reasonable steps to reunite property with its owner. Unless they've written their name and DoB on this one, it's almost impossible to find the original owner amongst the customers in a supermarket, so keep it with a clear conscience!
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Take away and an old school dvd.
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PostPosted: 15:44 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I personally would keep it, its only £10. If it was £100 I may hand it in. I found money litterally on my door step before ( I suspect was mine but could have been the delivery guy who had a pouch full of money just before that).

since it wont effect your own funds either get something you really like or gamble it on lotto tickets but dont expect to win. If your not in though you cant win.
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ack keep it.. if people are dumb enough to lose money then tehy deserve to lose money, or maybe they have too much money they don#t mind throwing it away.
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PostPosted: 16:00 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: I found a tenner Reply with quote

McGee wrote:

Then while leaving Sainsbury's today a £10 note blew through the door and landed at my feet.

Rock on wont cover the cost of anything but free money is free money Mr. Green

So what shall I buy ?

Could you please pm me your address for my begging letter?
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luck 7's, I won £12 on one ticket on friday. Mr. Green Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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since it wont effect your own funds either get something you really like or gamble it on lotto tickets but dont expect to win. If your not in though you cant win.
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But if you do win that tenner was mine i just lent it to you without you knowing and i want it back with interest for loaning it to you Mr. Green Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give it to me. It's mine.
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PostPosted: 16:38 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mister James wrote:
Hate to break it to you, but it will only take them a couple of minutes to fill in the paperwork and put it in the safe. If they're quiet they won't give a shit, and if they're busy you're the chump because you queued for 3 hours to do it.

The law requires you take reasonable steps to reunite property with its owner. Unless they've written their name and DoB on this one, it's almost impossible to find the original owner amongst the customers in a supermarket, so keep it with a clear conscience!



How fucking dull are you? Bet you're a real hit at parties!!!
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Mister James
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

True - but at least I know I'm a boring fuck; you think you're funny, when you're actually the opposite! Go you!

Did you take several hours to reply because you were sitting in a queue for 3 hours at your local cop shop to stick it to The Man? Razz
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mister James wrote:
True - but at least I know I'm a boring fuck


You could always spend a few days with me at work, you'd either gain a sense of fun or arrest me. Not sure which way it would go myself, could be fun finding out especially if you try and arrest me! Wink
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

sickpup wrote:
could be fun finding out especially if you try and arrest me! Wink


Is that Londoner for "Get your coat love, you've pulled"?
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 23 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's mine. Was it a Bank of Scotland note perchance?
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PostPosted: 09:22 - 24 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

sickpup wrote:

You could always spend a few days with me at work, you'd either gain a sense of fun or arrest me.


What's stopping me mixing the two?!

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Not sure which way it would go myself, could be fun finding out especially if you try and arrest me! Wink


I'm trying to think up an answer that puts across my phenomenal cosmic powers without sounding big headed...... Wink

As for me being a boring fuck - I meant only if your definition of fun was 'joking' about wasting police time to stick it to the man - presumably while wondering why police never show up to burglaries and such like.
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 24 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

didn't have any 'lucky prick' rating so you got cool instead Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:19 - 24 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mister James wrote:
Unless they've written their name and DoB on this one,

In which case they've committed an offence.

NB - On the internet, everything is true. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wilson123 wrote:
Buy a big bag of weed

For a tenner? Shocked

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PostPosted: 08:51 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevoriv wrote:
Give it to me. It's mine.


no way man, it was mine.. I can prove it too.. it's rectangular and brown with a picture of the queen on it?

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McGee
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 29 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still have it some how.

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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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