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PostPosted: 05:46 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The lad leaning against the sign is called robert simpson, and the one in the green sleeveless top is called dave farnsworth. I think.

That picture is taken just round the corner from where I used to live back up in derbyshire. Im guessing the picture is of the neanderthals that went to the red white and blue feasteval in denby.

Small world.

And yes. Thems be chavs.
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PostPosted: 07:37 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: hmm Reply with quote

Is it a coincidence that all chavs are fucking ugly?
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PostPosted: 07:46 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

To be honest; the one second from the right seems not to be a 'chav'. But his sleeves are rolled up and his shoes give it away also.

He is dressed quite smartly though. But it's all down to personality too.
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PostPosted: 08:52 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: . Reply with quote

they look about 12 Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 09:05 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: . Reply with quote

scorps wrote:
they look about 12 Rolling Eyes


is there an age restriction to be a chav??
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PostPosted: 09:09 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 09:14 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

To me they just look like your average 'yoof' and I'd consider them pretty harmless, unless they started giving it 'attitude' at which point I'd consider them to be knobs! Rolling Eyes

..........but then I'd probably end up chatting with them about their hounds anyway and they'd think I'm a funny old lady, so meh!
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PostPosted: 09:19 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think allot of kids go through the 'chav' stage these days.....

The two guys in the middle look like any 15/16 year olds, they guy in the red striped polo shirt is more your typical chav. I would even dare to say that could have been a picture of me and my mates when we were in our mid teens... Embarassed
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PostPosted: 09:23 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

from left to right the chav counter decreases but still way into chavland
from left to right the gay counter increases tenfold.
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PostPosted: 09:27 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

KeV6 wrote:
from left to right the chav counter decreases but still way into chavland
from left to right the gay counter increases tenfold.

Spoken like someone who knows what they're talking about there.
Your gaydar must have been on overload.

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PostPosted: 09:28 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big dog small dick.... chavs doing the mutt-strut.

The one in the middle does seem to be wearing a shirt with "Gayboy" emblazoned across the front Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 09:49 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Big dog small dick.... chavs doing the mutt-strut.


Agreed, I do love Staffies and Boxers it's just unfortunate lots of Chavs use them as a cock extensions or some macho symbol...


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PostPosted: 10:29 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck, chuck, fuck, fuck, skull fuck 'til his eyes bleed!

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PostPosted: 10:35 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd rather fuck the dogs Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 10:50 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:


The one in the middle does seem to be wearing a shirt with "Gayboy" emblazoned across the front Mr. Green


Lol too right
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ginger leaning on sign looks like a tramp, dosnt wash and wanks a lot.

Guy in th cap looks mouthy, needs a slap. probably has an STD.I am not impressed with his shoes I thought chavs had better shoes than that. He feeds his dog drugs and laughs at it stoned/drunk.

Guy smoking (def a joint) looks like he wants a punch up and rows with everyone. He is a rebel. He says nasty things to girls when they pass in the street and has no manners.

Guy in pansy belt is a nice lad and possibly a closet gay. He works at top shop and his mates are arseholes.

Guy in gay 80s band beside him is someone who he fancies. he thinks he is cool and tough but his dog is touugher than him. He often thinks he is in a war film like platoon or full metal jacket and has an arrangment of air rifles at home he shots his dogs with. Check out the avaitars! he likes top gun to. He has tats on show, he is da hard man!

there.

thats what they look like to me,.
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Re: OK CHAV CONFIRMATION ? Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:34 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:43 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

LH-ER5 wrote:
Chuck, chuck, fuck, fuck, skull fuck 'til his eyes bleed!

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+1 barring the guy on the right... he can just have a wank... dont want anything to do with him

though the guy leaning on the sign aint that bad... might just have a pop at him aswell...
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

the dogs must be a dick extension sorta like a bmw but maintence costs that can be had on a dole wage Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:12 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

kenny wrote:
the dogs must be a dick extension sorta like a bmw but maintence costs that can be had on a dole wage Laughing


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PostPosted: 17:24 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My weapon is a dog. Back on iPlayer on the 31st.
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PostPosted: 21:10 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
Big dog small dick....


I've got a miniature Yorkshire terrier Razz
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