Great balls of fire.

[warped one]

Ok so whilst welding today I had some spatter role down my chest, bounce of my hip a few times before finally sinking into my dick. So I now have a burn about 1inch from the end.
I am supposed to be meeting a lady soon anyone know any remidies for helping this infliction?

Anyone else accidently damaged themselves?

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Wilson123]

I damaged my sex stick recently but I don't know how. Probably masturbating excessively and too viciously in a drunken/stoned frenzy. It hurts to masturbate, it hurts to have sex. I'd say rest it and hope for the best, or tell the girl that you are more interested in her feelings and shit than you are about sex, tell her that sex is just fun to you and it's not a necessity, she'll want to be your next wife.

Good luck though, let us know how it goes.
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[Phoenix]

Cut the end off, they grow back.

[Wilson123]

[CaNsA]

I accept the fact that i sound like a bum boy but.......



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[JAMSXR]

When I tore my banjo string it was two choices:

1. Rest my dick until it was healed.
2. Get my bed sheets covered in claret and blame it on her .
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[UnknownStuntm...]

[T1z3R]

[D O G]

Next time wear some protective gear maybe?

[DEN MONKEY]

[Jefr0]

Should of wore your welding helmet
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[Mudskipper]

[DEN MONKEY]

oops how could I forget.


Don't worry should rub right out
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meh

[kenny]

should have wrapped it in clingfilm i hear its good for majour burns as our lass's sister is a paramedic,
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[Fisty]

Tell her exactly what happened and then ask if she would kiss it better?
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Fatter and faster than Fret

[Ichy]

Bleach should work. If not try rubbing salt into it. If all else fails I've heard that a chilli vigorously rubbed in to the wound gets things going.
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[SoND]

Just tell her you stuck your dick into a toaster, she'll believe you.
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Go back to bed - You have no rights - "Streetfighters ~ Mainstream motorcycling's crackwhore sister."

[st3v3]

Tell her you're a complete cock and need some guidance...
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[ZRX61]