Let's see these morons reply

[5v3d3b0]

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090826023104AAyDNI3

I just asked: How can you morons believe in God?

Should be fun

[Ste]

God is a flying spaghetti monster.

[JAMSXR]

I like Attenborough's stance on the whole thing.

[Robby]

It's so obvious that you're about 12 and think you're the shit.

[5v3d3b0]

It is so obvious that you feel the need to bash any post I make on BCF... I'm bored at work piss off

[Major_Grooves]

[The Original Muzza]

This is how you troll yahoo! answers:

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090826035437AAtLK0v
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[Gawain]

Evolution has never been seen/assisted in the lab. Bacteria changing phenotype is known as microevolution which would ultimately lead to the creation of new species (macroevolution). If your going to troll at least have a semblance of factual correctness... This is basically an ego trip for you, where you get to show off your 'enlightenment'.
Is that question going to affect anyone with a belief based view point? Not likely.

Anyway your refusal to believe in God is about as logical as a fundamentalist christians belief in genesis...

[Whosthedaddy]

[Throttle]

If you don't care or believe in God, why are you wasting your time asking questions about religion on Yahoo answers?

Seems to me like someone feels they are missing out on some free wine and bread.

[s44678]

You're not really doing the Atheist cause (if that's what you purport to be) any good bleeting on like that.

We're supposed to be the rational, intelligent ones in the face of irrational and illogical religious arguments.

Causing argument for argument's sake (by calling them morons) is pretty moronic if you ask me.

[5v3d3b0]

I may work in porn but the work I do is still boring...
I just wanted to see if some guy would get upset and threaten me with Satan corrupting my soul or something.
Is this an ego trip for me? No. Just some entertainment. Trying to have a laugh while taking a break from emailing and scanning boring documents. Youtube isn't really an option cause it really looks bad when you check out videos.

Gawain: I can't really see how anything you said is relevant.
How is my refusal to believe in some hairy old man / spaghetti monster creating the world in 7 days as logical as someone believing in genesis?

I believe in scientific theory until proven wrong.
EDIT: Although some aspects of physics I can't see being true. Like fundamental particles. I think they too must have a substructure, if not they would have to be made up of a material of infinite density as there is nothing in between. That should also make them infinitely heavy. And they're not

[Ste]

No religion believes the world was made in 7 days, if you're going to make arguments against religion at least get your facts right.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster ruins all your science:

What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage

Flying Spaghetti Monster 1 - Science 0

I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and will continue to do so until proven wrong. So please do try and prove that there isn't a god and that god isn't a Flying Spaghetti Monster who created the world, bearing in mind that the FSM changes results of scientific tests making your science completely worthless.

[Gawain]

We cant prove god exists if 'he' chooses not to be proved. By the basic premise of an all powerful being. Alternatively we cant prove god doesnt exist, proving a negative is practically impossible and any failure of proof can be subscribed to god interfering. If neither arguement can ever be proven by scientific principles there cannot be a logical arguement for or against, the only way to answer is via a belief system.

[Ste]

Any attempts to prove the FSM doesn't exist, actually do the opposite; they prove that he does exist and that he adjusts the results scientific tests so as to make the earth appear older than it is and to help cover up his existence.

The FSM wins whatever you try and do.

You non believers have fun, as for those who believe in the FSM eternal life in heaven awaits them... heaven has a beer fountain and a stripper factory. Non believers will spent the rest of eternity in hell, which also has a beer fountain and a stripper factory but in hell the beer is stale and the strippers have STDs.

RAmen

[colin1]

You can't prove that God or the cupboard monster dont exist.

However, I suspect that the average IQ of believers is lower than the average of non-believers.

A classic quote from responses, to the trolling on yahoo site is
"Evolution is a religion in a sense, did you ever think of it that way? We are not meant to understand all of the 'bad' things that happen in this world. I don't think that is a valid argument for disbelief in God, or a Supreme Being. I think you should be a bit more tolerant in your opinion on such a sensitive issue."

Evolution isnt a religion, its a scientific theory which is widely accepted as true. Trying to put religious belief as equal to scientific theory, is just bollocks.

Even in America, they are coming to accept that praying for your child, rather than sending for a doctor, is negligent, especially if the child dies of a curable condition.

Science is pretty real, religion is just motivational hocus pocus like self help books.
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[Ste]

You can't prove that the FSM doesn't exist yet there are long books explaining his powers, that in turn proves that the FSM does exist.

The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster can explain all the bad things in this world. The FSM created the universe after drinking heavily, which is the reason for flaws in his creation. Evolution can't offer any better answer, nor can any other religion.

All evidence of evolution was planted by the FSM. So finding evidence of evolution is actually finding proof of the FSM planting evidence.

Science isn't real, it's controlled by the FSM as he plants evidence and changes the results of scientific tests. Meaning that science is nothing more than motivational hocus pocus intended to test peoples faith

[BenR]

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I'm hungry.
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[cal91]

The whole reason religion was formed was to control people.

It's like an early law. It put fear in people, which made people do good.

Thats my worth.
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[st3v3]

Virtually all the rules and regulations set everywhere in the world are based on Religion or are heavily influenced by religion. It's disgusting but somewhat 'works'.
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[Ste]

[cal91]

It's true.
So I believe most or all religions are lies made up by people who wanted to control the people of their land.
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