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AngelGrinder
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PostPosted: 15:55 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Wierd animals/insects you may have never seen.... Reply with quote

So, find some animals/insects that no-one else will probably have ever seen, or heard of, and post them up on here.

It's always shocking when you see what some of the creatures actually look like if you've never seen them before.
I'll start us off -

I bring you the Trilobite Beetle -

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aHWHS6dz960/ScOc4l-ZcZI/AAAAAAAAHJc/NPrFd3di1ag/s400/IMG_4123.JPG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7GbMlJgaas&feature=fvw
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Hoatzin, a bird that has claws on its wings Shocked
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The blobfish

https://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5299/blobnxj.jpg

How attractive Sick
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PostPosted: 17:09 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

wheely wrote:


I fucked something similar last weekend Sick
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PostPosted: 19:13 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It still seems to have your jizz dribbling from its mouth.
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PostPosted: 21:26 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

wheely wrote:


Whooaa! Is that thing even real??? Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lets have some more -

The dumbo octopus -

https://www.geekologie.com/2007/05/22/dumbo-octopus.jpg

Giant Coconut crab anyone?

https://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/emmakate/coconut_crab.jpg
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://coffeeblackandcigarettes.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/bird-of-paradise2.jpg

one of many birds of paradise, awesome to see in action.

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PostPosted: 21:52 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

As it happens I came across these in a Chinese supermarket today. I thought they were animals but they are vegetable.
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevoriv wrote:
wheely wrote:
The blobfish


I fucked something similar last weekend Sick


Was it a plucked turkey?
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5N-wMGN5L8&eurl=https://video.google.co.uk/videosearch%3Fhl%3Den%26rlz%3D1C1CHMR_en-GBGB341GB342%26resnum%3D0%26q%3Dtumbu%2520fly%26um%3D1%26ie%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN%26tab%3Div&feature=player_embedded
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PostPosted: 23:10 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xt6NWkgydM&NR=1

Hubba Bubba
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 29 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

When they were building the new southport pier the wood they imported was full of wood hornets (stingless) which were about 1 1/2 " long. The buz from them was awesome. Caught one and brought it home and had it flying round the living room.

It escaped when i was out at least thats what my GF said more like she let it out......sniff Crying or Very sad


RIP miss buzoms Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 29 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

That crab cannot be real Shocked

Imagine that chasing you across a beach. Surprised
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 29 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
trevoriv wrote:


I fucked something similar last weekend Sick


Was it a plucked turkey?


Sshhhhhhhh..... Shifty

Actually it was far worse than that, it was some gripper from Preston Embarassed
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 29 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My own personal nightmare beastie, the lamprey:
https://www.scar.utoronto.ca/~youson/images/lamprey.jpg

And my own personal nightmare scenario, as played out by captain fuckwit here:
https://wupcenter.mtu.edu/education/Ecology_of_the_Great_Lakes_03/13lamprey_hickey.jpg

Yes, that's a real photograph, of a dude with a lamprey attached to his forehead. Hopefully, he's not likely to breed anytime soon.
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PostPosted: 19:03 - 29 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
That crab cannot be real Shocked

Imagine that chasing you across a beach. Surprised


just stay by its head about a meter away. Crabs can only run sideways.. hahaha, what an image in my head Laughing


and that lamprey this is creapy!
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PostPosted: 15:50 - 31 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walloper wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5N-wMGN5L8&eurl=https://video.google.co.uk/videosearch%3Fhl%3Den%26rlz%3D1C1CHMR_en-GBGB341GB342%26resnum%3D0%26q%3Dtumbu%2520fly%26um%3D1%26ie%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN%26tab%3Div&feature=player_embedded


I think I might have got as far as 20 seconds into this vid before deciding I was unlikely to want to watch the rest...

Sick Sick

I ain't EVEN clicking on the other one.
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PostPosted: 18:53 - 31 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chinese Giant Salamander


https://static.zsl.org/images/width290/chinese-giant-salamander-i-3502.jpg
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 31 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/weta.jpg

I give you ... the giant weta (a native NZ "cricket", which comes in assorted sizes, this being the biggest, but all as ugly and spikey looking as this)

And my mother wonders why I refuse to help her do the gardening when I'm home in NZ Shocked
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 31 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck refusing to do the garden, I would refuse to leave the house.
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PostPosted: 20:37 - 31 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it makes you feel better, I've never seen one that big.

Although the biggest one I have seen is about 1/4 of that size, that is still some big motherfucking weta.

Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 20:39 - 31 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would need a gun and a few hundred tins of bug spray. I found a frog today thank fuck it ran away before I did because I could have looked silly lol.
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PostPosted: 21:54 - 31 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
That crab cannot be real Shocked

Imagine that chasing you across a beach. Surprised

Have seen some (not quite that size, but still pretty damn big) on a beach in the pacific (Western Samoa, I'm thinking, but not 100% sure). Had seen them running along the beach keeping up with the minibus we were in on some of the slower bits!
We had a hut on the beech - being eight at the time, my mind instantly worried about them crawling up under the bed covers when I was in bed!
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 31 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Honey Badger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U

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