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SlimRick
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PostPosted: 20:58 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: How much Reply with quote

How much would you charge to "off" someone.

Bear in mind the risk of getting caught / grassed and losing your freedom for the next 25 years, what would be a price you'd seriously consider doing it for?
Would the person in question have any bearing on the fee? ie. if you knew they were a father / mother etc.

No reason for asking, not at all....
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That_Hornet
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not saying i would so sutch a thing, but...

1st one i ever do would have to be a high price. Just for the basic essentials to get it covered up and alibi.

Need a tool or some sort, someone random to do the grab and drop-off. Then finding a sutible place to dispose of it. With this day of DNA and technologies. I would suspect i would have to be very careful.

Or could do the easy one of hit and run.

Eitherway would need to annomously bring someone in for the steeling of the car from a carpark that is covered by cctv. So they know who stole it. (Not me) Then get the £1 disposable latex gloves from the £1 shop and some petrol and a lighter. Then i can do the deed then dump the car.

I would be charging for my services and the toerag who steels the car. I would then ask for some profit for the job to give to my family incase i get put down. I would say 40k for some lowlife, then 100k for a decent man. And then goes up in price for Job, Position in the community.
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I kill for pleasure not business.
It is not my philosophy to kill anyone that is not a Rapist or people trafficer. Having said that I wouldn't charge an awful lot for either, though possibly more for the latter, seeing as that could bring non-legal consequence.
If they were pure scum evading justice I'd start at the princely sum of 20 grand, and that would only be because the person contracting me would be privy to the deed. Doing it yourself for free would be far more engaging and potentially NO knowledge from other parties.
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GhostRider
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PostPosted: 23:10 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I could get someone to do it for about £5k, PM if interested Wink

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D O G
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do I get to keep the body afterwards?
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Robby
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 29 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd do it for £50, because you need to charge or no one would trust you.

But really just for fun. I don't like people, and I have a surplus of old carpet to put to good use at the moment.
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 29 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

robby wrote:
I'd do it for £50, because you need to charge or no one would trust you.

But really just for fun. I don't like people, and I have a surplus of old carpet to put to good use at the moment.


If my life ever feels empty and not worth resisting the temptation of killing, I think we should have a competition. You can pick targets of your choice. We could even have a points system, whereby if one of your game makes local newspapers you get 10 points. Regional makes 50 points and national would be 200 points. 500 per front page of a national paper. It would not only be awesome, but eventually they'd find out it was two people competing from opposite ends of the country.
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