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Icey
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Your dream man.. Reply with quote

If you can do it, so can we girlie's (and perhaps some dudes Wink)

Ewan has been doing it for me forever and ever.

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Maybe a couple of older men for rainy days too?

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PostPosted: 20:20 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was always sure you were a bloke Razz
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PostPosted: 20:21 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope, no danglies here ta Wink
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PostPosted: 20:26 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

MattHirst wrote:
I was always sure you were a bloke Razz


I was gonna say the same thing!

Icey, how you doin? Wink
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well your thread is officially a success. Laughing
Now return to the kitchen from whence you came.
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sterling Knight *drools*

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PostPosted: 21:20 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My man crush would be a man who's big and strong.......












..........intelligent..................









........ tattooed......................










........ probably some kind of male model.............










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MattHirst
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sparks! wrote:
MattHirst wrote:
I was always sure you were a bloke Razz


I was gonna say the same thing!

Icey, how you doin? Wink


Oi, get in line or i'll shove that 13A fuse up your arse! Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

David Tennant,he's gorgeous and Scottish Smile That said,so is Ewan,Icey I quite agree.


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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

deepfriedmarsbar wrote:
David Tennant,he's gorgeous and Scottish Smile That said,so is Ewan,Icey I quite agree.


Kirsty


That said, so am I. Wink
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MattHirst
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not ginger so i can't be scottish...but either way i can talk funny for you if you like Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dream man . . . . . . no such thing!
Hot man, here is one . . . . . (Takeshi Kaneshiro)
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My dream man would be :
Generous: Someone who always gets the 1st and last pint in.
Strong: So he can carry me home when i can't walk (also useful for engine lifts)
Quiet: So i can watch the MotoGP in bloody peace.
Sensitive: Understands i don't function well in the mornings so doesn't peck my 'ead.

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PostPosted: 01:59 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I was a bender, or a Lass. Then it would be:

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PostPosted: 11:00 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ProvectusIncurro wrote:


What a tosser Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:06 - 28 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Josh Hartnett he's a real stunner.....
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 30 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drooling

Allow me to be crude.
Unlady like crudeness begins:
I would totally let this guy fuck me in public to. Then that would be proof he did it, as if that would ever happen but he does make me wet.

Unlady like crudeness ends.

Jason Statham.

The rest the ones I liked I have gone off. I keep going back to the bad man al the time. Clean cut guys I like but they are not hard, they dont have Jasons bad ass accent and looks.
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Misc
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 30 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:

I would totally let this guy fuck me in public to. Then that would be proof he did it, as if that would ever happen but he does make me wet.


Surprised Shocked

I reckon someone's hacked her account...
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 30 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jason Statham in black suit + Audi Cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78rxD1TTWDk
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 30 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Misc wrote:
dragonfly wrote:

I would totally let this guy fuck me in public to. Then that would be proof he did it, as if that would ever happen but he does make me wet.


Surprised Shocked

I reckon someone's hacked her account...


I do use spell checker now and again you know Confused Razz Laughing

kawashima, yep the back of that car will do. Thumbs Up With Jason of course. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 30 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's an actor ffs. REAL men wouldn't act. I bet he has sold his soul a million times to get where he is.

"Now Jason, can you show us an impression of a Giraffe first, then a cat preening itself and then a dog eating...In your own time, love".

Pah, what a poof, he would dissapoint you... Look at Madonna and Guy Ritchie, Madge said Guy wasn't the man she thought he was... similiar set-up, hard man on/behind camera, fragile, wet, arrogant, spoilt little toss-pot away from it.
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 30 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ProvectusIncurro wrote:


Not being the kind of guy to be in the market for such a catch, I don't feel that I'm entirely at liberty to comment. Nonetheless, I reckon that dude's got the weirdest mouth/jawline combo I've ever seen.

Dragonfly: Jason Statham's the one film bod that my Mrs lusts after, too. Having said that, that Qi Shu lass makes me twitch, so we can both watch The Transporter on DVD with absolute impunity... Wink
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PostPosted: 16:26 - 30 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harold_Shand wrote:
He's an actor ffs. REAL men wouldn't act. I bet he has sold his soul a million times to get where he is.

"Now Jason, can you show us an impression of a Giraffe first, then a cat preening itself and then a dog eating...In your own time, love".

Pah, what a poof, he would dissapoint you... Look at Madonna and Guy Ritchie, Madge said Guy wasn't the man she thought he was... similiar set-up, hard man on/behind camera, fragile, wet, arrogant, spoilt little toss-pot away from it.


I dont want to marry the man I just want him to do me Confused I want him to be in the character or transporter/crank. Then I will be done with him. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 18:15 - 30 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

lolz @ Dragonfly
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I dont want to marry the man I just want him to do me


My choice is, of course:
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