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Unread Kesha Cristy Your partner lies
Inside spam from mens health.
Theron Ysewjsa We have company abuzz
Kasey Hubler Damn you, answer me (something about body building)
Sun, 30/8/09 8KB
Unread Roxanne Chin Every man wishes he could have just a few extra inches downthere.
Jonathan Davis Our watch will look great even on any loser.
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Breaking news!
It was more like a breathtaking journey to the ecstasy than routine doing-it-with-my-girlfriend
 
My hotmail is more colourful with nigerians and solders offering me money.
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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
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Random people keep saying 'Hi' to me. I reply but they just keep saying Hi
Here's an excerpt from my spam-box
hi pang chaise nielli.
stud benign weasel noodle?
cruise hardup barton.
fichu local.
exeunt stud impart struck!
madefy hi impart stoker?
unit weasel else girlie.
wry stoker.
girlie hi batty.
fichu trine noodle ball?
delft drain redman wry?
deuce myopic eve benign!
hue madefy duff.
schism sip waking rufous!
eater gammy myopic duff!
posset fuddle cruise nielli.
daunt else.
damson deuce.
brash duff fender pang!
hardup stoker.
madefy exeunt batty trine.
rufous else gnome rufous!
berg wombat.
ramify onrush life flock!
habit crank chape eve.
onrush stud.
infect hade adduce eve.
payday honey sterna life.
exeunt goal cafe cafe.
away chape hue girlie!
exeunt slim myopic.
barton adduce.
rigour chaise.
slim stoker furfur onrush?
cobby berg posset west!
madefy hue.
goffer tarpon exempt else!
slim nielli daunt rufous?
misled felly hunk life.
batty struck furfur cruise!
posset flaky payday honey!
thigh exempt trine noodle?
flaky eve.
madefy onrush ramify goffer!
madefy daunt.
hubby crank fuddle madefy.
flaky cobby.
hubby brash fender fuddle?
drain comely drain delft.
batty hi basin.
helper slim.
misled honey noodle life!
flatly payday felly helper?
west helper tarpon goal?
boor wry.
barton fitch local muddy.
hubby muddy jute inept?
talcum benign payday.
pease waking preach struck?
rigour misled goal chaise.
drain duff delft noodle?
fichu adduce pease helper.
talcum nielli.
muddy raddle misled dare.
basin west rufous inept!
exempt fuddle chaise.
habit gnome.
tarpon slim.
hubby slim duff jute!
gauche schism berg chaise?
wry hue thigh jute!
raddle west hardup misled!
flaky misled madefy cafe?
fuddle cobby.
yowl eve berg.
goal cobby damson adduce!
madefy quench hi stud?
flock berg yowl felly!
furfur brash felly batty?
ramify hunk habit fitch!
onrush ramify rigour noodle!
else rufous payday damson?
drain felly daunt.
rigour felly furfur inept!
drain rufous helper payday.
brash barton damson crank?
quench life noodle.
flatly hue gauche chape!
berg away fitch flatly.
goal fuddle payday eater!
flatly duff benign local!
boor struck slim berg?
hade sterna basin fitch!
west chape deuce preach.
exeunt eve hardup raddle!
slim think gammy.
Some good song titles in there..
Pat
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Emptied Spam folder yesterday, 102 in there today 
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Fallen Angel "Nae sniffing my seat now!!!!! "
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Here are a few of mine:
| Quote: | HSBC Internet Banking Account Review Notification.
HSBC Internet Banking is constantly working to ensure security by regularly screening the accounts in our system.
As a new security measure to protect your Internet banking account,
We recently decided to review your account, so as to help us provide you with a more secure service.
your access to sensitive account features will be limited.
you have to log-in within 48hrs after receiving this notice to re-update your Internet banking account for urgent review.
After 48hrs your account will be disabled.
We would like to restore your access as soon as possible, and we apologize for the inconvenience.
Kindly re-update your Internet banking information by clicking on the link below.:
Click here to update your account
Security Department
HSBC Bank plc-Internet Banking 2009 |
I have never had an account with HSBC...
| Quote: | I am Barrister Zaid Ibrahim , an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours died as the result of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2005. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia. And in the record there is no known successor to this deposit of the deceased who died without a will.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake.
I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at Eighteen million dollars is (US$18million dollars) lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, I can be reached on ( [email protected]) for more information.
Best regards,
Zaid Ibrahim
Attorney at Law. |
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I read somewhere a man did actually fall for these. He lost 50k ot something,
| Quote: | Hello, I am Mr. Aaron Middleton, an Accountant with Lloyds Trust Bank Plc, I am the personal Account Manager to Mr. Hampt Clear. On the 21st of April 2005, Mr. Hampt Clear (Herein after shall be referred to as my client), his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident in London. Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event of the accident, since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my client's extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several Unsuccessful attempts, decided to trace his relatives over the Internet, to locate any member of His family but of no avail, hence I contacted you to stand as his next of kin. I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money in addition, property left behind by my client before they get Confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, Lloyds Trust Bank Plc, where the deceased had an account valued at about 10 million Great British Pounds. Consequently, the bank issued me a notice to provide the Next of Kin or have the account confiscated within the next twenty official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased based on the fact that you are a foreigner so that the proceeds of this account valued at about 10 million Great British Pounds can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money. 50% to me and 40% to you, while 10% should be for expenses or tax as your government may require. An attorney will be contracted to help revalidated and notarize all the necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us sees this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. To Enable us discuss further I would like you to send me the following so I can open up a next of kin file on your behalf here in the bank. 1. Name in full:2. Address:3. Nationality:4. Age/Sex:5. Occupation:6. Direct Phone number: Best regards,Aaron Middleton+44-702-407-2660+44-703-594-0430
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This is a new one, Honda
| Quote: | HONDA COMPANY UK®.An Affiliate of Honda Uk.28 TANFIELD ROAD,LONDON, UK. AWARD NOTIFICATION.We are pleased to inform you of the release, of the long awaited resultsof the HONDA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM hold on the 26th ofAugust, 2009. You were entered as dependent clients with: Ticketnumber:2752246876 . Your email address drew the lucky winning number,which consequently won the sweepstake in the first category,in four parts.You have been approved for a payment of £1,750,000.00 (ONE MILLION, SEVENHUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND GREA BRITAIN POUNDS STERLING.) in cash creditedto file reference number:AT-040SA06- 03. This is from a total cash prizeof Ten million Pounds shared among all our international winners in allcategories. Congratulations!!!All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from50,000 (Fifty thousand) names of email users around the world, as part ofour international promotion program. Due to mix up of some names andaddresses, we ask that you keep this award personal, till your claims havebeen processed and your funds remitted to you. This is a part of oursecurity measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted participants orimposters, taking advantage of the situation. You are to contactyour/our-accredited agent for your claim now. Please contact your ClaimsOfficer via the name and email address found below: Claims Officer: Mr. Mark Willis Email Address: [email protected] Tel: +44 704 578 8592 You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information forthe processing of your claims. 1. Name in full2. Address3. Nationality4. Age5. Occupation6. Phone/Fax7. Present Country8. Male/female Please you are advised once again to contact your Claims Officer for thetransfer of your funds/winnings. Thank you. Once again congratulations. Yours Sincerely,Andrea Milbrandt (Program Co-ordinate.) |
And I won the Battenburg lotto
| Code: | Brandenburg Lotto GmbH
Central Office
Management and Central Services:
Steinstrasse
104-106 Postfach
900 239 DE-14438 Potsdam
Germany
REF NUMBER:BLG/432/MW/07
BATCH NUMBER:BLG-622-Land-14
Dear Winner Congratulations!!!
We are pleased to inform you dear winner of the result of the just concluded annual final draws of Brandenburg Lotto GmbH.
Brandenburg Lotto GmbH draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 80,000,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer ballot search from the internet as part of our international promotions program which we conduct every year note No tickets were sold.
After this automated computer ballot, your email address was attached to ticket number 38657000565-148Garmany,with serial number 5100/15 drew the lucky number 16-16-13-19-15-14-03 which consequently emerged you as one of first fifty (50) lucky winners in this category,you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of ?1,000,000,00(One million euros only) in cash credited to bfile REF NUMBER BLG/432/MW/07.This is from total prize money of ?50,000,000,00 euros shared among the first fifty international winners in this category.
Your fund is now deposited in an offshore bank with a hardcover insurance. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we advice that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your nominated bank account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by the general public.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our affiliate representative office booklet in London. In view of this, your ?1,000,000.00 (One Million Euro) would be released to you by our affiliate bank in Europe.
Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with him.
To begin your claim please contact our licensed and accredited agent assigned to you to process your winnings.
Mr.Thomas Roswell
Brandenburg Lotto GmbH
Information and Payment
Release Order Dept:
London Representative Office
101 The Kings Gap Street
London United Kingdom
Email:[email protected]
Claim/agent incharge.
Your claims agent will assist you in the processing and remittance of your prize funds into your designated bank account.
Note that all prize funds must be claimed not later than One month, after this date it will be returned back to the LOTTERY TREASURY as unclaimed. Please note this, in order to avoid unnecessary delay and complications, remember to quote your Reference Number BLG/432/MW/07 and Batch Number BLG-622-Land-14 in any correspondences with your claims agent, Futhermore should there be any change of you address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.
Members of the affiliate agencies are automatically not allowed to participate in this program.
Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part or our promotional program.
Sincerely Yours,
Mrs.Melissa William
Promotions Manager.
Brandenburg Lotto GmbH.
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| Code: | Mr.Micheal Toure
Abidjan,Cote d'Ivoire
Private email ; ( [email protected] )
My Dear,
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I Micheal, intend to establish in your country.Though we have not meet each other before but I believe one has to risk confidence to succeed sometime in life.
There is this huge amount of Two Million, Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars (2.5million)USD. which my late fether deposited in a bank here in Abidjan, (Cote D'Ivoire) before he was assasinated by his body guard.
Now,I decided to invest these money in your country or anywhere safe enough outside my country for security and political reasons. i want you to help me transfer these money from here into your designated bank account in your country for investment purposes .
If you can be of an assistance to me i will be pleased to offer to you 10% from the total fund for assisting and also 5% for any expenses which you will incured towards the transfer. a total of 15% will be for you after the transfer.
I await your soonest response.
Best Regard yours,
Micheal Toure
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