Whats the strangest and funniest thing you've come across?

BlackStallion · Crazy Courier Joined: 21 May 2009 Karma :

I thought i'd start this topic to see what people say Very Happy

The strangest thing i've seen is a motorbike overtake me which had 2 wheels at the front!

The funniest (yet annoying) thing i've seen is a stupid foreign twat on a push bike on a roundabout, wiggling all over the road. I was turning off onto the A1 in Peterborough, and i had to brake sharp as he just went right in front of me! I hit the horn and we was looking at me like "whats your problem?"

It pissed me off at the time, but afterwards it just made me laugh so much Laughing

So yeah, share us your experiences Thumbs Up

T0MMY · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Karma :

You need to get out more!

The funniest thing that's happened to me on the road was extremely embarrassing from my perspective Embarassed

I was in my car and was cut up really badly to the point where I had to take serious avoiding action so I beeped the horn and the twat gave ME the finger even though it was him that was at fault. I totally lost it and tried to give him the finger out of the window as I went past him but the window was only open a few inches so I had to reach across awkwardly with my other hand to hit the window button...unfortunately I hit "up" not "down" and trapped my hand in the Middle Finger

position half in and half out of the window. It took me a bit of fumbling to get it open again and it bloody hurt too. At this point I would like to say I went past a coach load of nuns with my finger up and a row of shocked faces at the windows but it would be embellishing the story a little Laughing

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yen_powell · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Jun 2008 Karma :

I caught up with a Transit minibus travelling along at about 30mph in Morocco years ago.

It had all the seats removed in the back. Inside was a single armchair with an old man sat in it with his back to the driver.

He was holding the halter of a full grown cow.

Also, on the way home we stopped at a hotel in Portugal. We parked our bikes in a little passageway at the back out of sight. In the morning the item pictured below was placed next to my bike.
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mooserx · Nearly there... Joined: 14 Jul 2007 Karma :

Whats the strangest and funniest thing you've come across?

A one eyed ladies face.

coat, door, gone.
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hornetmike · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 May 2008 Karma :

can't believe you wanked over a goats head
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hornetmike · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 May 2008 Karma :

can't believe you wanked over a goats head
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Louise · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 May 2006 Karma :

Strangest thing for me would have to be a bin liner sitting behind some cars, took a look and we found a skinned cows head and parts of its body Sick

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Polarbear · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Karma :

Back in 1977 I was at college in South Shields. We were at a pub in the town, sitting outside drinking like you could do then Rolling Eyes

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There was this awful screech for want of a better word, and this kid started screaming. Seems a car drove over his pet cat. The car driver was all apologetic etc. and gave the kid some money and did a runner.

Soon as he was gone, the kid stopped bawling, picked up the flat cat and walked off. Shocked

Bloke in the pub told us the kid took the cat (already dead) stuck it under a parked car wheel, and made the screeching noise himself just to get money off the driver who thought he had killed his pet cat!
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metalangel · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Feb 2009 Karma :

My uncle drove over a cat and looked in his mirror to see the half-crushed cat still alive, in agony, trying to drag itself away.

Best put it out of its misery he decided, and put the car in reverse, leaned out the window and back he went.

At this point the cat's owner emerges from a house, just in time to see him carefully and deliberately backing over her cat. Mr. Green

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Moo. · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jan 2009 Karma :

LordShaftesbu... · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Sep 2008 Karma :

Was the kindest thing for it really ... or any cat for that matter ... Twisted Evil

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

Strangest and funniest thing you've come across?

I came very close to death once, I had a wank in a cemetery.

Razz

baldy · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Karma :

I once saw 6 old people riding fold up bikes naked while i was off roading.

I bet they had to get the seats surgically removed from thier arse cracks after they got off.

I've never felt my eyes burn so much in my life.
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