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dextersaurus
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PostPosted: 00:34 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: I just killed a cat. Reply with quote

Was coming home from my mates birthday party, pitch black with my dipped beam on, then a cat ran out right in front of me, and i didn't have enough time to stop or even dodge it.

Squelch

Sad

i feel bad now.

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PostPosted: 00:49 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, I didn't think anyone on here took the kitten killing so seriously.
Cat's are stupid when it comes to the road, my neighbour's cat has taken to sleeping in the gutter on the road. It's time will come.
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PostPosted: 01:01 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

That cat was no doubt some small kids best friend. They will be worried for days now wondering why little "furball" has never come home.

Wait until mummy and daddy explain that furball has gone to kitty heaven. The child will be distraught for weeks. Crying endlessly.

Feel guilty yet?

On a serious note, I hope you stopped and at least gave the cat some dignity by moving it or checking to see if it was still alive.

If not you're an arse.
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PostPosted: 01:10 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

CG's murder kittens, it's official!
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PostPosted: 01:11 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I stopped and shifted it across to the pavement, bloody thing was white and covered in blood Shocked

I do feel quite guilty Laughing

Might go back tomorrow to see if it's still there, and get a pic for you sick people.

Hope my tyre aint covered in blood....

Dunc

EDIT: looked kinda like this: https://www.geocities.com/a268_33/deadcat.jpg

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PostPosted: 01:28 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

you are going up in my book as a legend each day that passes haha
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PostPosted: 01:34 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

you know what you must do .....

https://images.google.com.au/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=https://blowmy900.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/free-cat.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEYTXeHpEBr67A2cI6y4WzFd1sfFQ
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PostPosted: 01:52 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck it. It's not like it was someone's dog.

I remember a rabbit jumping out of the long grass and landing right in front of my car tyre. *SPLAT* I laughed like fuck. Poor little bugger couldn't have done it with any more accuracy.
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PostPosted: 02:26 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

flip wrote:
Fuck it. It's not like it was someone's dog.

I remember a rabbit jumping out of the long grass and landing right in front of my car tyre. *SPLAT* I laughed like fuck. Poor little bugger couldn't have done it with any more accuracy.


Wanker.
Just the other day I killed a border collie. I laughed like fuck.

EDIT: Oh, if it's a wild rabbit never mind. Kill away, pests they are. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 02:35 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea it was a wild wabbit. Laughing There wasn't a crying child at the roadside so I assume it was. Laughing
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PostPosted: 02:36 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

flip wrote:
Yea it was a wild wabbit. Laughing There wasn't a crying child at the roadside so I assume it was. Laughing


Yes...Child...Of course... Who else would own a rabbit? Children's pets they are. Shifty
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PostPosted: 02:42 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: 03:09 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

DEN MONKEY wrote:


I'm sorry you accidentally killed the cat I'm pretty sure you did all you could to avoid it, but I've got to say the above picture made my day.... every cloud has a silver lining.... Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 03:12 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, I wonder what the RSPCCG would do in this situation... Wait, I'm getting confused.

Well that sucks you hit a cat. Just be thankful the situation didn't turn in to one that ended up with you sliding along the road followed closely by your CG and a dead cat. Hitting stuff with your front wheel is always dangerous. Glad the CG is ok and all Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:26 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muzza wrote:

Cat's are stupid when it comes to the road


Rabbits are worse.

I'm going over Shap when a small rabbit darts out from the side of the road. So I ease off the throttle and it decides to turn away back towards the roadside. Great back on the throttle, lets go... and it turns back into the path of my front wheel to get mown down
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PostPosted: 08:58 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

A friend of mine ran over his mothers cat in his car- looked in the rear view mirror and seen it was still kicking, so put it in reverse and ran over it again to finish it off Confused Laughing

Touch wood I havent ran anything over-yet Laughing But my dad hit a pheasant and other half had a rabbit run out in front of him- bump lol
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PostPosted: 09:03 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alexio wrote:
Hmm, I wonder what the RSPCCG would do in this situation... Wait, I'm getting confused.

Well that sucks you hit a cat. Just be thankful the situation didn't turn in to one that ended up with you sliding along the road followed closely by your CG and a dead cat. Hitting stuff with your front wheel is always dangerous. Glad the CG is ok and all Laughing


+1, I came off after hitting a cat at night. Never even saw it. It's very unnerving to hit something when there is nothing there if you know what I mean.

When I saw what it was that had got me off I kicked it around the road in frustration Embarassed
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PostPosted: 09:20 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahh well bud could have been worse could have been a badger now that would have been nasty Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 09:29 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dunc, I think you should stop riding bikes, your a mobile CATastrophe!

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PostPosted: 09:37 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luke wrote:
Dunc, I think you should stop riding bikes, your a mobile CATastrophe!

Wink


LOL!

Laughing

That's the cheesiest joke i've seen in a while Thumbs Up

Right, weather looks shit and i've just been finished with by the gf Laughing

So i need something to cheer me up.....

Might go cat-hunting.

Care to join me?

But seriously, i did nearly come off, got the fright of my life.

Did feel bad for a wee bit but it came out of nowhere Laughing

Should have got a video and spoke to the cat.... 'Sorry mate, i just... i just didn't see you... you came out of nowhere...'
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PostPosted: 09:40 - 06 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luke wrote:
Dunc, I think you should stop riding bikes, your a mobile CATastrophe!

Wink


I cannot believe that pun earned 2 (so far) "funny" ratings Shocked It just sapped my will to live Laughing
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