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Flip
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Celebs I'd like to punch. Reply with quote
Derren (I think I'm better than you) Brown.
Katy (I need more sympathy than Pete) Price.

Please add yours. You don't need a reason but feel free to share if you have one.

I'll add more later but currently I am playing Metallica very loud and can't think straight. Smile
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd sucker punch Kerry Katona, stupid nobody woman!! Why is she still on TV/in the news?

+1 for Derren Brown
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
All celeb cooks

Presenters of house selling programes

That orange Dickinson and his gap toothed mate.

Footballers
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
All celeb cooks...


All good points.

Jamie self righteous twat Oliver need a beating. Evil or Very Mad

Oh and that yank bird from that "you won't sell your house unless I paint it beige and throw your furniture out" programe.
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 21:51 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hi

Not sure I can be bothered to punch any of them. That would entail paying them some attention.

If we ignore them then maybe they will cease to exist.

All the best

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PostPosted: 21:55 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
C'mon Keith, there must be one worthy of a slap?
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pretty sure this topic has been covered before. I'll give the same answer: Christiano Ronaldo, closely followed by Sara Cox.
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
yellowninja wrote:
Pretty sure this topic has been covered before


Haven't they all? Smile
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
So many, so little time

+1 Derren
+1 Jeremy Kyle
+1 Hammond

Some wee gay prick movie critic on a Radio 6 show, he knows fuck all and is still arrogant and reckons his opinions are the only valid ones.. wee dick.


(excuse the french, but these people annoy me).
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sparks! wrote:
I'd sucker punch Kerry Katona



+1 I've never raised my hand to a woman in my life and to that end I'd have to get our lass to slap her one for me. Possibly the most irritating woman alive today.

Funny you should mention metallica flip because I'd love to line them all up and punch each one very hard in turn for destroying my illusions. Always used to think of them as being all about the music and feck the cash until they were the first to file a suit against napster. Poor overpaid feckers couldn't afford their fifteenth house or that new olympic sized swimming pool in their back garden because some spotty nerd had downloaded a crappy copy of their work.
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Someone is in a mood tonight!
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
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(Settle down covdude). Smile
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
flip wrote:
C'mon Keith, there must be one worthy of a slap?


Not sure any are high enough in my opinion to warrent a slap Wink .

All the best

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PostPosted: 22:16 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Me n the missus were chatting about the very same subject the other night.

My number 1 "want to boot in the face" is
https://www.celebrityroyale.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/reese-witherspoon.jpg
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Throttle wrote:
Someone is in a mood tonight!


Pent up aggresion bud. He hasn't managed to kill anything all week. Well apart form any conversation he's joined Wink
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I would punch Jeremy Beadle and just hope he hits me back with his tiny hand.

I would also punch Jesus. He isn't necessarily a celebrity but he deserves a good slapping. He could have requested a tube of No More Nails if he was that almighty. It would have sorted all his problems.
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
CaNsA_temporary wrote:
Me n the missus were chatting about the very same subject the other night.

My number 1 "want to boot in the face" is
https://www.celebrityroyale.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/reese-witherspoon.jpg


Similar chin.

https://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/wizardofzwitchmelt1.JPG
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
wizzzard wrote:
Throttle wrote:
Someone is in a mood tonight!


Pent up aggresion bud. He hasn't managed to kill anything all week. Well apart form any conversation he's joined Wink


I'm sure we would like him in person Laughing
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