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Cannon
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Fancy yourself as Chuck Norris ? Reply with quote

If you do there's something for you in D and K motorcycles Smile

They have a 1998 R1 in Red and White with only 500 miles from new which comes complete with the hyperdrive to enable it to move space and time, and a new red powerband Smile

and only £6500 to boot !!!

Sitting beside it was a brand new 1999 model R1, also in Red and White but Chuck would never settle for that now would he Smile
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PostPosted: 17:10 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

You will need your Chuck Norris skills to roundhouse kick them in the face when you realise who you bought it from!

Bastards!
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've seen far too many jokes about 98 R1's now... what's the crack?
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are apparently supposed to be uncontrollable and evil.

Though they are as tame as a sedated kitten next to a KH750 H2 or a GSXR1100K on original tyres......
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't fancy myself as Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris fancies himself as me.


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PostPosted: 19:30 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris spends too much time in the power shower cleaning his ring piece.
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The 98 R1 is the Big_Ham of bikes.
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

jay-recoil wrote:
I've seen far too many jokes about 98 R1's now... what's the crack?


In the beginning was the word...

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=60383

Then the disciples took the story further...

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=81920
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bunglehaze
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PostPosted: 20:36 - 21 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
jay-recoil wrote:
I've seen far too many jokes about 98 R1's now... what's the crack?


In the beginning was the word...

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=60383

Then the disciples took the story further...

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=81920


Yeah a VERY long running joke now Smile

leigh Very Happy
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