Ask Kev.

[KevTM]

I think I must have "Information Point" looming above my head everywhere I go.

Walking through the city today I got stopped and asked these questions:

1. Old Couple - "Which way to Glasgow Central?"
2. Gay Chinese Dudes - "How to get to train *shows me ticket*"
3. Lady - "Do you know where the nearest cash-point is?"
4. Another Lady - "I'm looking for the multi-story car-park, sure it was around here.. I'm a bit lost!"

Then five minutes later in McD's to get out of the rain I get asked by a woman who's kids moved to sit at the table next to me.. "Do you know who sings this song? It's killing me."

In Glasgow Central a good looking chick that spotted me from across the crowd walked over and asked - "Hi, Any idea what train it is for Anniesland?"

I don't know the answer to everything folks! give me a break They seem to pick me out of the crowd.

Anyway, pointless rant over, can't go anywhere without having to stop and talk to bloody people. I don't like people much, always want something off you.

It's no just me is it?

[.....]

Just buy and wear this t shirt

https://shops.channeladvisor.de/WebRoot/Store/Shops/237049_1/4A67/673A/3D6C/06F0/2D53/0A64/3C16/D012/Blood_0020_Duster_0020_-_0020_Cunt_0020_-_0020_T-Shirt_m.jpg

Might put people off somewhat.

[Handsome]

I seem to attract the old dears and nutters so Meh...
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[KevTM]

That T-shirt might just do the trick..

Old dears are the worst at times, keep you there for ages talking about their daughters daughter, the old days, and cat food.

It used to be homeless people that would take a walk with me lol, never asked for money just talked. (never got any money either, that's how tight I am)

[Alexio]

I seem to get this a fair bit, although I don't mind. I was in town yesterday and saw a lady ask for directions from a random stranger, I think where the nearest chippy was as it happens.

The random strangers pointed them in entirely the wrong direction I felt pretty bad for the lady and so quickly caught up with her and pointed her in the right direction. I demand good karma or something (was definitely the best chippy in town as well)
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[bazza]

Where did I put my keys?
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[Blackwolf]

[Ste]

[Feasty]

[neil.]

Dear Kev,

When spreading peanut butter on toast, is it better to put butter on first or not have any butter at all?
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[Skudd]

Dear kev
What should I have for my tea tonight?
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Kev...you look like a sad case..thats why people are making small talk with you..Try walking with more purpose..head up..back straight..try not to drag your heels

Pat

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[bazza]

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[MattHirst]

Eeewww no. I have all my butties dry, only time i have butter is on toast/crumpets.

Although i do have butter (well, margarine) on beans on toast, but that is an exception and THE only exception.
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's bloody hilarious!!!

[KevTM]

Neil- I'd opt for the no-nonsense no butter approach.

Skudd- Peanut butter on toast. It's the obvious choice.

Bazza- Your keys are probably where you left them

Pat- You've got it back to front.. although that look might just work coupled with the "CUNT" T-shirt

[jack_zxr400]

kev = 118


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[Harold_Shand]

What's the lottery numbers for Saturday, Kev?
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[KevTM]

Harold- If you're after a prediction I can do it on Saturday night just as the draw is taking place... You'll be in such shock, you'll be glued to your chair!

[Mystery]

have you tryed the stig type of guy yet? just leave your helmet on?
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[bazza]

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[MattHirst]

I'm from Yorkshire, what do you expect?
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's bloody hilarious!!!

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I expect you to use lard.
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[MattHirst]

You know, i wouldn't be suprised if some folk actually used lard
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's bloody hilarious!!!