Adverts that get your goat up!!

[Bubbs]

The go compare advert really bloody annoys me

https://www.insurancetimes.co.uk/Pictures/web/k/i/t/High_note.jpg

Oh and this oxo advert, the woman is a complete twat

https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/oxoDM1908_468x347.jpg
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[The999Kid]

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Simples!
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[MarkJ]

The new T Mobile one.

I fail to see how paying £10 a month makes 350 texts "free".

[the grim reaper]

Where do I start.

This twat:
https://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b176/paul3011/382076735_m.gif

Also anything for ambulance chasing solicitors, especially that prick from the bill saying 'I absolutely did not deserve that'. Yes. You. Did.

Adverts, for me, are an opportunity to make things funny and memorable, unfortunately, some just go for memorable, which they may think has worked but I would never buy double glazing from that 'You buy one, you get one free, I said, you buy one, you get one free' arsehole on principle alone.

Cheers

Grim
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[Bubbs]

[wizzzard]

Any of the foreign adverts that have just been brought over and dubbed. If you want me to buy your product then at least have the decency to spend more than £1.50 on the ad and market it directly at me you inbred money grabbing tossers.

The whiney little runt in the glade advert who want's to do a poo at pauls can fuck right off as well.

I don't watch much tv anymore so they don't really get to me but being stuck in the van has introduced me to local radio station adverts now there is a whole new world of advert hell.
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[JakeyR]

The KFC advert with the smug little kid wearing the gay as fuck shades, i duno why but his face really pisses me off.

[Nufkamp]

The ones with kids telling their parents not to smoke in case they get cancer.
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[cammy mack]

the aviva ad with paul whitehouse playing the welsh goth. "baaaagain"

really grips my shite

[Dragonfly]

Cash for gold or the likes. One with the man trying to act posh but instead he looks retarded.

postal gold, what a creepy man I wouldnt want to meet on a lonely street at night. Looks like he eats human organs.

twat in that double glazing one that shouts.

one of the phone adverts :
what would you do with freen calls?
I would phone my nan and thank her for all the presents I never thanked her for,.

You rotten little cunt! you would only call your nan if you had free calls to thank her for all the years of presents she got you! cheap skate spoilt twat,

charity adds get on my wick, 9 year old Aditza,. Sorry they bug me. Loads of money to make adverts and not enough to help her when it only costs 10p to feed her a day??? I could feed her for life if that where the case yet she is still starving.

diet chef, look at that freak! she doesn't look thinner she looks like she is wearing a tighter outfit and her calves look weird to. Walking around with her box of meals that look like pure shite heated in the mircowave claiming to be full of energy.
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[Ariel Badger]

Stop pulling the punches and tell it like it is
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[The Original Muzza]

WONGA!
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[bEN_]

WONGA advert is epic.

gocompare, fucking annoying, but you remember it, so they win.

compare the market or whatever the fuck has made so many people to end sentenaces with 'simples' ..annoying but they win again.

the kid asking parents to stop smoking pisses me off, fuck off you little mardy cunt. and why the fuck did they use a kid who looks like they are from some 3rd world country? is it a girl or boy btw?

also the stella ads with that cunt in the white suit driving the van with chickens in or some shit, smug cunt when he walks up to the bar, needs a jar shoved up his arse.

also used to hate that specsavers advert which was black and white with that bitch singing in a foreign language, fucking hated it.

meh.
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[Luke_Retrofly]

All of them.

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[MonkeyKnuckle]

I tried to sell my old Metro through webuyanycar.com and they offered me a massive £50, which I believe is the lowest they offer...
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[Dragonfly]

" I won 20p" * pisses herself with excitment then sings a song about it *
king bingo
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[Bubbs]

That fucking churchill dog need's to be shot too...... "Oh no no no no no!!!"
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[garth]

Lollipop, lollipop, oh shut the fuck up. Boo.
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