Poking the porker

warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

How many of you out there have shagged a really big lass/lad? And been thoughily ashamed of yourself?

My example is on a night out my mate picked up this lass that had thighs like tree trunks (literally) when we got back to mine he passed out and she proceeded to try it on with me and my mate.

I decided to go down stairs and phone the lass is was with when she followed me waited outside the door until I was finished and basically jumped on me on the sofa.

So come on people share you embarrising stories of how you were violated by 'chunk'

Warped
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ZRX61 · Victor Meldrew Joined: 05 Nov 2003 Karma :

So basically you want others to share their embarassment to lessen you own?

Good luck with that... Wink

warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

Nope I actually found it funny.

The point it became embarresing was when I went to the pub the next night. Which was packed, And my mate from the back of the pub shouted

"FLABBY FVCKER"

Warped
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pyx_e · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 Nov 2007 Karma :

CHUBBY CHASER
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BenR · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Jun 2008 Karma :

Nowt wrong with a bit of puppy fat. Good to have something to hold onto. Thumbs Up

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pyx_e · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 Nov 2007 Karma :

In case you fall off.
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mooserx · Nearly there... Joined: 14 Jul 2007 Karma :

I once pulled a girl in a night club who was so massive, that i was trying to feel her tit and she informed me that I had in fact grabbed a hand full of blubber!

Still, she sucked a mean widger!! Thumbs Up

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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

What a shallow person you are.
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He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

Is it ok to wank a fat lad off if you are that fat lad yourself?
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cammy mack · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 25 Nov 2008 Karma :

never

big girls rock Thumbs Up

Banned · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2009 Karma :

Met a bird i knew from old in town ages ago whilst steaming and taxi hunting, we shared the same one home.

I remember saying this is just a one night stand thingymebob, and she agreed.

Got to my flat and after ten minutes she managed to get up the stairs sideways.

I took my double mattress of the bed for fear of her breaking it.

She blew me off and i banged her from behind whilst slapping her thigh hard and shouting HI HO Silver !

She uttered the words go down on me, i said fuckoff have you ever seen the elephant swallowing that blokes head, no thanks.

I jizzed and passed out and she in the night fucked off, which was great caus she weren't having a full english of me the Fat Bitch.

Nice and funny yet regrettable experience, she was at least 25 stone !

Steve

Banned · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2009 Karma :

Warped by name warped by nature, how do post this thread whilst in the midst of major girlfiiend trouble, distraught on one thread and laughing on another....

Mr Nice Guy · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Karma :

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Banned · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2009 Karma :

That was where i was heading ... but was unsure, although what sprung to mind was its like emmerdale ( not that i watch it anymore), but deaths, murders suicide , plane crashes, all in a short timespan .... the list goes on....

And why all the posts that receive no further replys under the caveat of a memory like a civ...

I hate utter bullshit especially when people have took the time to help or advise believing there to be genuine issues going on.

Maybe he is more than one person on here aswell.

If im totally wrong warped then i dont apologise because im the cuntdude Middle Finger

And if i am wrong then reply more to your suspicous threads...

warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

Cov, I do reply to the threads which have not been destroyed by cunts like you. Every thread I make has stupid comments like civ head or he won't remember. I only made this thread as a chance to make myself smile. Try been in my shoes you little prick, you think I would lie about all the shit I post here? Fuck off you little cunt and actually acknowledge the fact people have worse problems then killing a shitty little lizard. If I posted all my problems the server would colapse with the shit. So fuck off and get off my case you cunt.
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Banned · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2009 Karma :

Fair enough, ditch the bitch and shag some fattys then. Thumbs Up

Also if you your paying the bills and have a roof and food then everything else is all in your head.

warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

Listen you little prick.

I am having a hard enough time as it is without little cunts like you trying to werhay have a fucking laugh. If I ever met you in the street I would happily stamp on for fucking ugly face and permamently wipe that fucking ugly grin off your face.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

Banned · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2009 Karma :

Someone who owns and runs a massive forum for years told me it does not pay to well to get to passionate on online forums.

Its very true, had i took the advice more i would not of got all up close and personal over a TV or killing a lizard.

Anyway i shall take that with a pinch of salt. Why was this aggression not shown to the low life who beat up and shagged your bird, not some cunt of the internet....????

So beat him up and ditch the bird whos screwing your head up and then if you have any energy left you can have a go at me in whatever capacity you feel suits.

yours

Steve

warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

Wow once again a BCF thread has been destroyed by cunts like you.

Do you get some fucking kick out of this?
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Banned · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2009 Karma :

Fair enough , but when you start a thread about say killing your pets then you get grief for it.

Similary if you start a thread that basically says:

Some twat beat my girlfriend up then shagged her, what should i do ?

Then you will get a mixture of understanding and honest advice and some jokes and condemnation for not sorting the bloke out or at least realising shes no good for you at this time or maybe never.

When ally and his mate got his bike knocked over by some chavvys twats, they got grief and told to man up.

I myself will give advice to be taken or not, and as it appears you are not bullshitting then thats fine, and others can offer their wisdom.

I would hope you had some family and friends that can offer the advice you perhaps may not need to seek on BCF.

Eitherway if you have a multitude of shit going on then that is symtoms for a crash, which i can tel you that you dont want to go there.

Put yourself first in the form of self presavation.

The advice about fuck um and go for a ride mini tour is great advice. Your ovboiusly at the end of your tether and need a break from all the shit you state you going through.

Steve Thumbs Up

warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

Listen to me.

The pain I feel right now is pain I would not wish upon my worst enemy.

The main points are not having my bike which leads on to:

not been able to bw there for the girl when it happend
not been able to go to my mates funeral,
not been able to go to help my mats when people broke down their door trying to kill them,
no been able to help anyone in any reasonabl time due to not having my bike,

All I can fucking do is sit here and write about it because currently spilling all my feeling out to an audience that doesn't even know me and thus making me a person that they do not consider a person but just text on a fucking screen is all I can feel. you tell me how that fucking feels. Come on tell me you little cunt.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

Banned · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2009 Karma :

The pain I feel right now is pain I would not wish upon my worst enemy.

There are many people on this forum who i hazard a guess have felt so so low, to the point of things being so bad that you see killing yourself as the only way out. How people have dealt with these times and come out the other end is how they are able to have empathy and offer advice to help.

The advice is hard to act upon as the person giving the advice proberly did not act in hindsight upon the very same advice during their troubled time. That is why they wish to give that advice out now from experience and the thought process of not letting someone else go through the same unnessasarily

We all choose what to think about and feel. If you are at rock bottom and your love ones can only offer support that whilst comforting is not solving the issues then you may have to consider seeking help in the form of therapy and medication.

I dont know you or your situation well enough to go deeper into the help you may require to gain the perspective you may need to go forward and regain how you perhaps once were or felt, and on a BCF thread is not the place to elaborate on it, even in the aunty betty section.

All you can do sitting writing as you say is not the case in that you need to consider the seeking of help away from a bike forum.

If you want some help and advise you welcome to pm and i would show you in my replys where im coming from and perhaps where you need to go.

You can tell me to fuckoff thats fine, but this is not the place to get to the root causes of why you feel as you do.

Steve

warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

I feel as I do due to the fact that without my bike I feel like I cannot get to people who need my help fast enough.

now hter begins another problem, I always have and always will help people but lead myself down into destruction but still want to help people that need it.

I am a Bipolar schziophernic (sp) so I am happy and I and sad at random times, the general theme of things is the schizo comes on when I am on a downer, the downer usually comes on when I am unable to help someone. It is a fucking bad cycle.

Take my current problem with abused missus, sonce I could not get there in time I road as fast s I could breakiing every law just to get to her to make sure she was alright. I totally diregard my own life to help others which most would say is pathetic but it is the way I have always seen things and always will.

People don't understand me as much as they think.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

thegubner · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2007 Karma :

You're a pair of homo's anyway so lets not argue over our emotions on 'tinternet eh?

Queer's!