All I want for Christmas is...I don't know...

[Ghostbikes]

What do you buy a biking fanatic for Christmas?

There's no point buying them a helmet or gloves because they won't fit. There's no point getting them a bike because chances are they already have one.

Does anyone have any good suggestions? Otherwise I'm going to have to buy my friend Clive a cat calendar...
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[Mystery]

what about a mag substitution or something like that?
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[mark83]

A massive orange dildo. And it has to be orange. It just does.
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[wizzzard]

[truslack]

[Bikeless]

Why is this not spam?Because it's not for sh*t trainers?

[Dr. DaveJPS]

i agree this smells like ....
https://blogs.sun.com/factotum/resource/1113jpg.jpg

particularly once you look at the profile
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[Skudd]

I want a big rubber chicken, found some as pet toys, but tey are not good enough. I want a proper rubber chicken, like they had on spitting image.
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[Mudskipper]

[Ariel Badger]

Only girls think about Christmas until the 23rd of Dec.
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[Skudd]

[Mudskipper]

Couldn't resist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA

I loved that programme, even though I will have been too young to understand half of it.
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[Skudd]

[Ghostbikes]

Hi guys,

Cheers for the advice.

I'm not spamming you - my job isn't to throw adverts around.

I'm a biking novice and I want to know more - partly for my job because I want to understand what it is you bikers don't want and do want (I already know that no one likes spam!) and partly because a couple of my friends are really into it and I don't want to feel like I'm doing a job they should be doing!

So far for Christmas I'm thinking maybe vouchers or a subscription - that's a good idea. I don't want to ask him what jacket size he is because it's supposed to be a surprise...
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[dom141]

Can't you just have a sneaky peek at his jacket or helmet or something, then you'll know the size. But a subscription would be good, or vouchers then you can choose your own stuff. Good luck.

[SlimRick]

A threesome with you and your sister?

[Ol]

[Kickstart]

Hi

Without knowing the individual it is difficult to know. Ie, some might really appreciate one of the Halfords Pro tool kits, while for someone with a large Snap On kit it would be a waste. Probably same for heated grips to someone who just does track days.

All the best

Keith
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[elgard]

I remember when Harley davidson brought out a range of after shave, late 80,s or early 90's I don't think it was offical harley merchandise, But who cares it smelt like cat piss and because i love motorbikes everybody assumed i would love it.
A couple of hours later during xmas dinner relatives who actually bought me the stuff was asking where the funny smell was coming from.
So a warning to partners friends and family just because it has a bike on the bottle it won't make him ride any faster and may just make him smell like a ferrets bell-end.

[Rufus]

a book about classic bikes? if he's into that sort of thing. i only used to like the latest sports bikes but now i'm in love with some of the older bikes. tickets to the motogp?
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[wizzzard]

https://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu281/wizzzard2009/airfix.jpg

Something along this line is what I'll be asking santa for. Yes I am sad and yes I have no friends
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