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Yarri
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PostPosted: 21:06 - 03 Oct 2009    Post subject: Funny ebay listing Reply with quote
https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-PEUGEOT-106-XN-ZEST-2-RALLY-CAR-OFF-ROAD-WANNABE_W0QQitemZ230382847163QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item35a3e344bb&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

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PostPosted: 21:50 - 03 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing excellent

Good to see that some people still have a sense of humour Cool and a way of making sure their auction gets advertised Wink
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 03 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
kingsmith wrote:
why would you put all that shit in the listing ??

some people are right idiots..

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seen this type all the time wonder why they are still alive.


but so funny to see you have to send some crap messages to them to see what they will put back ..

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Rolling Eyes try not to take life too seriously Wink

Guy obviously got the car somehow and decided to see what he could get for it so put it up for auction and write a humerous description.
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 03 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Very good ad, reminds me of the one that was trying to sell a red Peugeot I think a while back? Was much the same.

Makes me want to buy it just to meet the guy.. Thumbs Up.
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 03 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Might buy it for the petrol inside it.
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 03 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
would be worth more in scrap if you got it for like 50 quid lol
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PostPosted: 22:40 - 03 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I may buy it lol.


Would be a good project.
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PostPosted: 22:43 - 03 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
blindweezy wrote:
would be worth more in scrap if you got it for like 50 quid lol

Even if you include costs of transportation? Shocked.
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PostPosted: 00:06 - 04 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
kingsmith wrote:
why would you put all that shit in the listing ??

some people are right idiots..

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seen this type all the time wonder why they are still alive.


but so funny to see you have to send some crap messages to them to see what they will put back ..

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You're the idiot,


Clearly this is an amzing add, for a start we have all seen it. The fact it is amusing and is being posted round the forums means 10x more people will see it that any other shitbag 106 add.
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PostPosted: 08:04 - 04 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
kingsmith wrote:
why would you put all that shit in the listing ??

some people are right idiots..

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seen this type all the time wonder why they are still alive.


but so funny to see you have to send some crap messages to them to see what they will put back ..

IDIOTS Middle Finger


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PostPosted: 10:26 - 04 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've been tempted to put the GSX on Ebay with a description like that..
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PostPosted: 10:33 - 04 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I bought a 36 Enfield off Ebay a few years ago. When I got her home I realised what a load of poo it was and that it was so inferior to my Ariels that I would never bother getting it going so I put it back up on Ebay.
I described each and every fault in detail, I got £100 more than I had paid for her.
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PostPosted: 10:44 - 04 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, them sort of ads create attention and usually get more bids for some reason.

There was some other car on there a few years ago that went for over £1k in a similar auction.
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 04 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I liked it Laughing At least he's being honest and it's working in his favour judging by the amount of views on the auction.
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PostPosted: 12:22 - 06 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
kingsmith wrote:
ignore me I'm a boring old cunt.

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PostPosted: 12:58 - 06 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
There was one ages ago where a bloke had rolled his car into a ditch trying to avoid a rabbit. He stuck it on ebay with the pictures of it upside down. Had an awesome description about how it has air conditioning due to no front window. It's stylish sport exterior because the roof was bashed in and there was a bottle of panda pop in the boot going free. That sold for a good sum considering it was fucked.
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 06 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
kingsmith wrote:
why would you put all that shit in the listing ??


That "whooshing" noise is the point sailing far, far above your sloping forehead.
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PostPosted: 17:28 - 06 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
chris-red wrote:
kingsmith wrote:
why would you put all that shit in the listing ??

some people are right idiots..

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seen this type all the time wonder why they are still alive.


but so funny to see you have to send some crap messages to them to see what they will put back ..

IDIOTS Middle Finger


You're the idiot,


Clearly this is an amzing add, for a start we have all seen it. The fact it is amusing and is being posted round the forums means 10x more people will see it that any other shitbag 106 add.


Its not THAT amazing ad tho is it?? Because those 10x more people who have now seen it are not intrested in buying the car in the first place, so its a complete waste of time you might as well try selling condoms to a badger!

Its still funny tho Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 06 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
nixon wrote:


Its not THAT amazing ad tho is it?? Because those 10x more people who have now seen it are not intrested in buying the car in the first place, so its a complete waste of time you might as well try selling condoms to a badger!

Its still funny tho Very Happy


Amazing enough for someone to post it on the forum and get over 600 views.
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PostPosted: 03:28 - 07 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's Funny
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