Just in case...

[Tarmacsurfer]

...you're ever tempted, I heartily recommend you don't try catching a squirrel in your teeth whilst doing 50mph on a country lane. It hurts. A lot.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by someone with a very painful neck.
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[Deckx]

how're your teeth.....

[Ariel Badger]

Poor obs.
How is the squirrel?
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[Billing]

thanks for taking the fun and mystery out of life lol were you falling off or crashing at the time? squirrels don't usually inhabit mid-air, more of a bird thing tbh mate
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[ThoughtContro...]

[Tarmacsurfer]

I didn't crash. It wasn't poor obs Wali, it was obviously a highly trained ninja death squirrel. It failed to match up to my skillz however.

Or it fell out of a tree above the road.
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[Dr. DaveJPS]

sorry to ask this but..... pics?
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[T0MMY]

Now THAT is unlucky. I don't imagine squirrel's fall out of trees often and to do it front of you is a one in a million shot.

These are troubling economic times for all of us...perhaps it was depressed?
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[bazza]

The Woodland Alliance are getting proactive...
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Tufty was teaching you road safety.
The HARD way.
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[prawny1]

ahhh poor scrat he never has much luck getting hold of that acorn.

or maybe it was this guy,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0so5er4X3dc

[Towton 1461]

Flying squirrel
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[Tarmacsurfer]

More along the lines of plummeting than flying unless it was trying for a power dive. Does bouncing count?

Tommy, I narrowly missed being hit by a spare wheel that had come off the edge of a raised section of the M6 a few years ago. I was on the newly opened Heartlands Spine road. I'm a very lucky man. Just not always the luck I'd want.

There are no pictures, this probably means it never happened.
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[southglasgow]

Isn't this Red Squirrel week?

Second Squirrel related incident I've heard about today. Maybe there is something to this.

Neck injuries best checked if in any doubt tho.
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[MattHirst]

Does it taste like chicken though?
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[craigs23]

In your teeth? Open face lid I presume?

I got smacked by a pigeon the other week at around 50mph - felt like someone had punted a football into my chest at point blank range. Still coughing up feathers...