Xbox wankers...

[JakeyR]

Time for a rant

Right i've had my 360 a couple of months now, so last week i hooked it up online, thought yeah itll be a giggle, started playing Dirt2 online every now and then, i don't wear the headset or shit like that cos i don't fancy talkin' to odd balls i don't know, but fuck me some people go crazy! if you so much as sniff there bumper they go sick! one guy was going fucking bezerk because i spun him out, like i mean proper nuts, i heard him screamin through the tv, next thing i got a message saying "learn how to drive fag" and a bad rating thingy, fuck me it made me laugh. but why do people get so fucking worked up over a game! rant over...lol

[TUG]

Normally kids or americans, i wear the head set, if they piss me off i up my surround sound to fuck them off even more, i used to go mad on halo like a bell end, not anymore though think it boils down to maturity.
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[5v3d3b0]

Most of the little cunts who can't keep their mouth shut are about 10 anyway so I just don't pay attention. It's the same shit with counterstrike...

[TUG]

[5v3d3b0]

Since when can you play CS on anything but PC?

[chris-red]

I called a kid on Halo 2 a cunt one time, I had his mum telling me off after that
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[Catalyst]

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[Nb]

I also had the same thing the day i got an xbox, started playing gtaiv online and for some reason i kept on running over this american twat over and over again. I thought he was going to have a heart attack, he was hysterical! Ranting and raving about me running him over a few times. So i hunted him down again and ran him over once more.
Lots of people on gtaiv think they are 'gangster', bellends.
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[GhostRider]

I somehow misplaced my headset, and at first I was a bit gutted, but then through getting back into online gaming after a long hiatus, I realised that I was better off, mostly it is annoying 12 year olds who've noticed some gruff growing on their balls for the first time and are just fucking annoying to the Nth degree. The headset was only good when I had a large circle of mates playing the same game at the same time, good banter and trash talking and such.

Some people really do triple their blood pressure, I mean, everyone gets angry at games every now and then, I've spat at my tv a fair few times I'll admit, but some people just don;t shut up for the entire hour or so you're playing. I just assume it's their lack of experience with a vagina that is really the underlying issue at hand.

GhostRider
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[MonkeyKnuckle]

Some games, like Halo 3, have the option to mute everyone so it's completely silent when playing. Bliss. Someone could be shouting and raving at me but I can't hear them.
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[Luke_Retrofly]

I switch my headset on and chuck it on the desk, sometimes I pick it up to say "fucking take that sucker" to someone who had been shit mouthing in the lobby.

I love wooping some pissy little kids ass, and watching him cry and when I knife him in the face on COD4, if only I could do it in real life to bitchy little bastards!

[the grim reaper]

I've had the same on COD4 and COD:W@W on the PS3. Some American bitch was going 'I'm going to f*** you up so bad man, you're gonna be my bitch', over and over and over again. I tried pointing out several times that you can only talk to your own team (this was team death match) but she couldn't get it. In the end I ran up and stabbed her several times (with a knife ) and said 'See, that didn't hurt a bit, now did it?'. My mate who was in the same game was in hysterics.

Cheers

Grim
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[5v3d3b0]

I love when some kid accuses you of having extreme haxx0r!
I once got saved by a 5 against 6 vote that I was cheating. (I wasn't)
Some people just can't accept that they suck donkey sack

[Luke_Retrofly]

I get accused of hacking all the time on the 360, I always tell them that

"Yes I hacked into the code on my xbox 360 and changed it so that only I can wall hack"

AFAIK this is impossible to do unless you have it hooked up to a development suite and and in depth knowlege of the code

[gazzeh]

[Luke_Retrofly]

On reflection that does sound a bit fucked up

[Dragonfly]

yeah I heard that on the xbox live, mr Dragonfly had the headset and everyone was really angry on it swearing, cursing, even racist stuff. I think once he managed to get a nice conversation it it. I cant make anything out on it I just hear Americans swearing.
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[Luke_Retrofly]

60% of the problems I have are yanks, normally spouting racist comments, despiste not actaully knowing the race of anyone on there (?????)

29% Chavvy scum from the uk

1% Rest of the world

Xbox live has an option to report players for abusive behavior, this is different to the "prefer" or "avoid".

As soon as people starting being racist I draw the line and report them. If more people did it I'm sure we could get some of biggest cunt punted off.

I guess it needs a certain ammount of reports before it gets noticed by microsoft.

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[Luke_Retrofly]

Pwnzord!

[Mr.Everready]

[b-f-c]

Am I the only one who doesn't have a clue what's going on here.

Bring back manic miner

[Paddy Blake]

Like these nutters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A-b4W2hDfc&feature=related