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smegballs
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PostPosted: 12:45 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: I'm well into the gay stage.... Reply with quote

... of when your growing you hair but it isn't quite long but isn't short either. Its sort of a big messy mess......

Ive been getting further and futher into the gay stage for a few months now and it would be a shame to cut it now I'm well into the gay stage.

It seems that once its long enough it will hang down and not be all gay, but one must endure the gay stage before you can get long hair... Sad

So I would like recommendations of some way to keep it in control while it grows to a length i can something with.....

Any suggestions?
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pics are required.
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

-Jamie- wrote:
Pics are required.

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PostPosted: 12:53 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah thats about 2 years old sadly.....

My hair is much differnt so I'll to find a better one for reference.
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PostPosted: 12:55 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm at that shitty stage at the moment, as I have straight hair I have given up growing it long as I think it looks a bit shit and every female I know (not just my mum!) keeps telling me it looks much better short...
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PostPosted: 12:55 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wear a hat, it's getting colder now so you'll have a valid excuse!

Keep going though, long hair is the pwns!
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PostPosted: 13:01 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here we go:

https://i37.tinypic.com/qp32mg.jpg

was taken the last weekends whilst drinking strange drinks called Dynamites.

I'm on the right....

A rights birdsnest it is.... front will reach my mouth if i pull it straight so its getting there....
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PostPosted: 13:05 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I believe one of these is needed.

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PostPosted: 13:37 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 13:48 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Re: I'm well into the gay stage.... Reply with quote

Bittern wrote:
I'm well into the gay stage....
lllN30lll wrote:

Begs the question, were you ever out of the gay stage? Confused

Bittern wrote:
https://i37.tinypic.com/qp32mg.jpg

Even that one looks like your drinking lime and lemon Rolling Eyes

As said, get a hat.
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The guy on the left has a gay-do, yours however is just a mess Very Happy

You could just be gay for a while and go all Mika-like and live it up for funsies.


I had longish hair once, preferred the look but it's way too annoying and too much of an upkeep...




saying that I'm tempted again (just after cutting it all off Thumbs Down )
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm at a similar stage, although my hair is nothing like yours as it's not curly, problem is the back is long and kinda frizzy and sticking out. A few people have said it looks bad and isn't cut correctly and needs styling however when you ask blokes who have long hair (many thousands on internet resources) the rule is do not cut it at all and there's no point styling it until it's nearing your desired length.

Mine looks different depending on what I do with it, ususally have to put something in it after washing or it goes big and poofy, it's a pain in the ass tbh and I'm sure it wasn't this much hassle when I had long hair about 10years ago.

This is a relatively tam pic, back is usually a bit messier, and if the wind hits...
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PostPosted: 14:54 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

i used to just put wax or gell in mine when it was at that length!! Just drag it downwards! Doesnt last toooooo long!
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine is a twat because it's very long (down to my chin) and very straight. So tempted to whack it all off with a clipper. Both times I've had a haircut when it was long it's been a shit job. Last time I had one was 10 months ago.

It's especially annoying when it's windy. Here's a picture of me and my dad in Barcelona a couple of months ago.

https://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/ms51ves3/3776909374_41b240374a_b.jpg

Can you guess which one I am? Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to have hair down my back until recently Very Happy It was horrible and far too imptractical Sad It looked awesome though... Oh well! Got it all chopped off and now its shortish... I look like a special needs kid on a morning though, my fringe sticks up and one side of my hair is flat and the other sticks up Laughing Laughing Better than waking up with a mouth full of hair Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus fookin' Christ.

Fer God's sake pull yourselves together you bunch of Pantene using gheys.

Asking for hair advice on a bike forum? Stop being bent.
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thing is tho this is Random Banter where the joint experience of all the members is used to help each other out.....

I don't see anyone saying "this a bike forum not a kitchen one, do that plumbing yourself"

My hair would die from shock if it got Pantene (I first read it as pant-een, like a chemical) so thats how much I know or use hair products.

I've had short hair all my life so now I'm in a position where my hair can be whatever I want to exploit it.....

I can't explain away us being gheys tho Embarassed
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PostPosted: 16:57 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe wrote:
Jesus fookin' Christ.

Fer God's sake pull yourselves together you bunch of Pantene using gheys.

Asking for hair advice on a bike forum? Stop being bent.


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PostPosted: 17:06 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hang in there man, it will be worth it in the end when the women bow at your feet
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PostPosted: 17:15 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ms51ves3 wrote:
Mine is a twat because it's very long (down to my chin) and very straight. So tempted to whack it all off with a clipper. Both times I've had a haircut when it was long it's been a shit job. Last time I had one was 10 months ago.

It's especially annoying when it's windy. Here's a picture of me and my dad in Barcelona a couple of months ago.

https://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/ms51ves3/3776909374_41b240374a_b.jpg

Can you guess which one I am? Laughing



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PostPosted: 17:26 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Asking for hair advice on a bike forum? Stop being bent.


About as bent as asking what colour to get the latest Fireblade IMO.
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Re: I'm well into the gay stage.... Reply with quote

Bittern wrote:
So I would like recommendations of some way to keep it in control while it grows to a length i can something with.....

Any suggestions?


Don't use hairspray.

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PostPosted: 18:42 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

covdude wrote:
What Joe is trying to say is leave the fucking my little pony clubs off BCF and at least appear to make an effort to man the fuck up Middle Finger

You should be BCF tested like that south african athlete was !! Smile


I wonder if you'd get through.
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